my name is sarah mason and i rule. i like cheerios, wes anderson, reading, discovery channel, yam fries, monopoly, starwars, honesty, school, lord of the rings, and my birthday. i have a lot of fun. i laugh. i try to be super nice. i listen to a wide variety of awesome a music. I hate the sun, people who think they're smarter then me, anyone who has authority over me aka police and teachers, pregnant women, popsicle sticks, short hair, sleeping quality during the winter and making sandwiches. i pretend to be independent to the point where it is borderline antisocial. i am sarcastic and never care about anything. i'm super conceited and i have no doubt that i am better then everyone at everything. people that argue with me are really dumb, because i'm always right. i will achieve everything i want in my life, i don't need a lot to be happy. i have been so happy with my life for the longest time. i can talk myself out of anything. i start nearly all my sentences with 'i'. i am a huge hypocrite, but everybody is, so im okay with it. i make an honest effort to not judge people, but sometimes find myself doing it anyways. most of my time is spent being a failure at teenagerhood or playing videogames and watching movies.