-I like to touch my self. (at night, all alone.....)

-When my pancreas catches on fire, i like to put it out with chocolate pudding.....

-People should just go quit their day job, and focus on there crafts for a couple of years

-Dont forget to have sex with your hand on a regular basis

-Weiner Schnitzel! Goat nipples! Rectum, damn near killed him! Koswonker! Your kids cant live without monkey poo! Chaffeing! Lubrication!

myself, schnitzel, weiner, pudding, poo, stuff, chilaxinationaterification(optional 's'), unlyrical lyrics, oh em gee OMG, goat nipples(an essential), FIRE, cool thingy ma jigs, speaking danish(Yie ongh Farisk Fah Cohen), adn many many more personal, sexual, nonsexual things

emo (fuck those fuckers),