k dudes here is my 'attempted' view of me.
tall
avg build
medium length blonde hair
blue eyes
contacts/glasses
like to party and or dance *mainly improvising*, if i try to breakdance i hurt myself*
i am silly what can i say
favourite quotes
"SLAP HIM JERRY! KNOCK HIM OVER, YOU ALREADY GOT HIS CIGARETTE!" I still have no idea why it's funny it just is
"Pies can't have babies." White Ninja, still haven't seen the comic
"I HAVE SEVERE VOICE IMMODULATION TINA!" Best of Will Ferrell
"My spoon is too big." i love the rejected cartoons
"I am a banana."
"I am a consumer whore!" "And how!"
"I say you he's dead."
"Brian... Brian... there's a message in my alphabits.... it says OOOOOOOO" "Peter those are cheerios."
"What the deuce?' Stewie is my idol
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"There's an evil monkey in my closet."
"WATER!" Helen Keller, ya we're all going to hell
"Golden brown... texture like summer..."
"My name's Leslie, and I have laryngitis. This is my life partner, who's name is Pat. They're both unisex names so you can't tell who is who." FFYC Session #1 2005
"FUCK YOU!" i still can't do the voice for it but Kyle can
"I'm an Indian." so mean kyle...
"HAHA! That wasn't pepper you just snorted, that was black cocaine and now you're addicted!" Peer pressure is bad, and yes I snorted pepper and it hurt all day luv u Abi
"Get off my lawn." FFYA 2004 thx Amanda
"Ok you know what?" FFYC 2005 still very funny Ash as well as "Smile if you aren't wearing any underwear"
"[Insert anything] your mother."
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
but anywayz if i think of more stuff to put on here i will do that later
here's my baby picture lol
Question: What do you do when you have
some time on your hands
a sharp knife
a lime
a patient cat
and it's football season?
Answer:
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cont.
I am still a virgin, yes go and laugh... and I did have trouble putting the condom on the banana, because i put it on inside-out... people from my YF know what I'm talking about
I love to laugh, smile, have fun, go crazy, sing songs, sing-a-long with songs even if I don't know all the words, be stupid, be smart, be funny, have good times, party, drink, dance, give hugs and kisses, scream, make fun of ugly people, play games... etc.
I don't really like watching TV and playing on the computer but my mom thinks I does because it is all I do at home because it prevents me from having to talk to my parents who are weird, annoying, and naggy... yes .... naggy is a word. if i lived in a town like edmonton, instead of this shithole of a farm, i would be up and gone a whole lot more often and more prone to doing crazy things. but when i'm at home i just sit around, eat and sleep and I am very lazy. if you saw me at school and then at home or vice versa you would be amazed at the different kind of person I am in each place.
ummm... i find chain letters silly, i will sometimes send them but only if they are funny, the one about the dead girl who is coming to murder me hasn't arrived yet and i still have my chainsaw underneath my bed just in case.... but i really don't think i need it.
i like cool facts like this one: tehy did a sduty at a uvseritny wrehe the ltetrs of wdros wree meixd up ecexpt for the ltetrs at the beinngig and end and fnoud taht the sjubects cloud slitl raed the snetecne firaly esaliy bcsaeue the hmaun brian deos not raed the wlohe wrod. cool huh?
i have an ambition to learn 3 languages: German, French, and Spanish. But I would also love to learn: Duch, Italian, Greek, Russian, Swahili, Cantonese, Japanese, Finnish, Latin, Gaelic, Norwegian, Swedish.... but i'm not that smart.
i am slightly obsessed with proper spelling, you will find that i am an excellent spellchecker, which leads me to having a good mark in english because i enjoy using proper grammar too. ya.... i know i'm weird and this probably plays a factor in the fact that i am still a virgin but SHUT-UP!
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