Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.
Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you .
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris once won a game of connect 4 in only 3 moves
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana

I'm lying alone with my head on the phone
Thinking of you till it hurts
I know you hurt too but what else can we do
Tormented and torn apart
I wish I could carry your smile and my heart
For times when my life feels so low
It would make me believe what tomorrow could bring
When today doesn't really know, doesn't really know


Chorus:
I 'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you
I know you were right believing for so long
I 'm all out of love, what am I without you
I can't be too late to say that I was so wrong


I want you to come back and carry me home
Away from this long lonely nights
I'm reaching for you, are you feeling it too
Does the feeling seem oh so right
And what would you say if I called on you now
And said that I can't hold on
There's no easy way, it gets harder each day
Please love me or I'll be gone, I'll be gone