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***Laura***[/color]
WOW!....there are so many good times with you! i have almost lost count....you mean so much to me, u dont even understand, i would take a bullet for you!.....we have some differences but do u think that gets between us, HELL NO!...are friendship is so strong, even tho sometimes unwanted guys get in our path and screw it all up!...we have done and gone thro so much sh*t together that it would be stupid not to still be friends!...trust me, when we get together we arnt the smartest ppl but yet we still have a blast!....we've done everything, from sneaking out, to getting in trouble.... its always fun when i wake up in the morning knowing that i have a huge ass bruise on me ass from you kickin me in your seleep, but i dont care, a bruise is better from u then from someone eles....even tho it sometimes hurts like a bitch! lol.....when u jump from some god forsaken corner and scare the living HELL out of me, i realise that only a true friend would try something like that on me, without being scared tat i would kill her afterwards.......its funny how we make up shit that would make absouluty no sence to a NORMAL person....we are seriously crazy, we would start laughing at something very(lets put it this way) stupid.... and then realise afterwards that it really wasnt that funny.....i think i well always remember the time that monday where we sat by the road and checked out guys and tryed to get the ppl to honk at us, and not to menchin that we ate candy off the highway... i love how we can talk about anything and everything and agree, after all of this i think im just trying to say that i wouldnt beable to live without you laura, ur a great friend...... and after all this i think that we are the best ''Best Friends'' ppl ever could hear of.....To death to us part best friends forever alright!...<3 love you laura! xoxox<3

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**AkA Sadie!!**
SADIE! what would i be with-out you! hmmmmm i probably wouldnt have smoked as MUCH weed.... we have been friends for well a pretty fuckin long time...**rock on**....and we hit those parties and we smoked those joints... and i well always remember the time when we were rockin out to CIGIRO!! but seriously i cant even start to discribe what we do!{exp for the ppl that are reading this: jumpin in bushes, running from chad, eating everything!, walkin up a river, floatin down a river}{there are so much more}...but yeah we can never not have a good time! We are always lookin for trouble... we would probably end up in some mental hostipal/jail if it wasnt for....well.....ummm.....our moms i guess..haha... but yeah i love you so much and we shall never not be friend again...**MUAH**<3

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Hmmmmm, i really seriously dont know where to start!....ummm.....howz about u and me have been friends since we were still in the whom....haha j.k, not that long of a time but since grade 3, and to me thats a long fuckin time! lol....we have stuck together like there was no tomorrow but sure we had our ummmm "downs" but we got over them..... growing up with you was different but very exciting, we are like the "country sisters", yeah i guess you could put it that way!.... but yeah we have had so many good times and i wouldnt regret one of them! expecally the one where me and you played in the sand basically all day! that was so much fun u dont even understand!... we are like the super nintendo freaks, even tho usually u didnt even last 5 seconds into each level!... but its all good eh!... but yeah i love you hun! so much!!<3

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Vikki, ur just simple amazing! We have had some pretty good times eh! For starters the volleyball and hangin with laura at the centenial.... haha great fun! I idol u so much ur so pretty and ur a great friend.. I would die if i lost you as a friend.....Oh and u got to remember the time when NOTHING HAPPENED! hahaha and when we were u know planning to "forget" about guys hahaha.... but yeah i love you so much and i want to be ur friend for a long time! love you lots hun!..MUAH<












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If I Was Beautiful, Maybe You'd Look At Me.
If I Was Intelligent ,Maybe You'd Listen To Me.
If I Was Popular , Maybe You'd See Me.
If I Was Funny , Maybe You'd Laugh With Me.
If I Was Sweet , Maybe You'd Talk To Me.
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