Justin is no longer. I grinded his face off with a belt sander. And I, Kristian Scarrow, took his place as the Sexicutioner so come to me ladys

Age: Unknown even to self

Home planet: Eros (located in the Genital V System)

Favorite color: Black

Favorite T.V. Show: Wings of the Luftwaffe

Last book read: The Rosetta Stone

Last book written: Fantastic Four Issue #84

Hobbies: Death, Sex, cooking, brian...correction "brain"...(sorry to all those brians i might have insulted) surgery, proctology, human sculptures and tap dancing

Last raped orifice: My navel

Favorite celebrity: arnold

When I get mad: I ejaculate on old ladies

Dreams or goals: To destroy all life on this planet

Philosophy: Sexistentialism

Comments: "I cant wait to get off this planet and start sexterminating more sentient life forms"

"I got all bases covered" says Sexy whose hobbies also include anal impalement, necrophilia, and distilling goatloads