“If I was told before Brittney left that she would come back a different person I would do what I could to stop her from going she was such a great girl before but now I don’t know it is amazing how great this girl is. All of the slight imperfections from her before she left are all gone and now I just don’t know what to say about her I love her she is great.”
Kevin
R.I.P Misty!!! I miss you girl. And will always love you!! 11/22/04
Life is so messed up. Why we do we even bother trying to live?
----->98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2% who hasn't, copy this into your profile<----
and if I ever do u can kill me (maybe it depends on why I decided to try it)
Winter is a great time of year if you get rid of the cold weather!!!!!! I love the snow I don’t care for the cold.
You Can Ask Me Six Questions;;
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No matter how random, revealing, rude, naughty or pointless
I promise to answer them 100% truthfully
Repost this to see what others ask you!
~*~17 Reasons to Date a Horseback Rider~*~
1. We can ride in many different positions
2. We don't mind getting dirty
3. We can mount with ease
4. If we fall off we get back on and ride harder
5. We always know how fast or slow to go
6. We can always find the right spot
7. We're used to rough riding and whips
8. We can go the distance
9. We control with hips, hands, and legs
10. We KNOW how to ride
11. we wear tight pants & tall boots
12. we like to be in control
13. we don't mind being bucked around
14. we''ll ride it for hours(stamina baby)
15. we have amazing hip movement
16. we are well balanced
17. we work in multiple positions
IF YOU HAVE EVER PUSHED ON A DOOR THAT SAID "PULL" COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George Burns (1896 – 1996)
It is with our passions, as it is with fire and water, they are good servants but bad masters.
Aesop (620 BC - 560 BC)
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
R. D. Laing
Thanks Crystal......I just had to use them on mine
A HORSE'S VIEW OF THE WORLD
ARENA: places where humans take the fun out of forward motion
BIT: means by which a rider's every motion is transmitted to the sensitive tissues of the mouth.
BUCKING: counterirritant
CROSSTIES: gymnastic apperatus
DRESSAGE: process by which some riders can be taught to respect the bit
FENCE: barrier that protects good grazing
GRAIN: sole virtue of domestication
HITCHING RAIL: means by which to test ones strength
HORSE TRAILER: mobile cave bear den
HOTWALKER: the lesser of two evils
JUMP: an opportunity for...self expression
LATCH: type of puzzle
LUNGING: procedure for keeping a prospective rider at bay
OWNER: human assigned responsibility for one's feeding
RIDER: owner overstepping its bounds
FARRIER: disposable surrogate owner; useful for acting out aggression without compromising food supply
TRAINER: owner with mob connections...
VETERINARIAN: flightless albino vulture
HOW MANY HORSES DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB??
WARMBLOOD: Light bulb? What light bulb?
ANY FOAL: The sun is shining, the day is young, we're got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb?
THOROUGHBRED: Just one. And he'll rewire the barn while he's at it.
SHETLAND PONY: I can't reach the stupid lamp!
SADDLEBRED: Sorry, just had my hooves and mane done.
MORGAN: Oh, oh, oh, me! Pleeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can i?
QUARTER HORSE: Let him do it, you can pet me while he's busy.
TRAKHENER: Light bulb? Light bulb?? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
AKHAL-TEKE: Zero! AT's arent afraid of the dark!
HOLSTEINER: How DARE that light bulb burn out!! How DARE you ask me to change it!! OH!! (flouncing off)
APPALOOSA: No, dont change it. If it's dark, maybe no one will see me raiding the feed room...
ARAB: That's what we pay the help for. I'll just chew on his shirttail while he's at it.
CONNEMARA: We'll just be after havin' a nip of the Bushmill's, we will, and then we'll not be noticin' the light
ANDALUSIAN: Let the maid do it, I need to go roll in the mud
CLYDESDALE: Och, and ye'll just be usin' up the lectricity, ye' will, better tae use a week bit of candle...better yet tae not waste either and just gae sleep when the sun gaes down...lectricity is verra dear.
NSH: (fidgeting all the while) Lights? Lights? Where? Do you want me to pose? This is my good side....no, wait. let me get my mane straight....no wait, this angle is all wrong. No, wait, maybe this is my good side. Do you want dramatic....or bold?...Or mabye sensitive....
SHIRE: (yawn) Who cares?
HALFINGER: Show me where it is and I'll do it, no problem! Can I clean a little too while I'm at it? You want me to fix lunch for you while I'm at it?