I am shorter than 5'4? - Yep, 5'3.
I think I'm ugly sometimes? - Yes.
I have many scars? - Not really many, a few here and there.
I tan easily? - Sort of. I am kinda tanned, but still kinda white.
I wish my hair was a different colour? - Sometimes. I just died it black but I want my natural ahir color back.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color? -Yep.
I have a tattoo? - Nope, I want one though.
I have/I've had braces? - Yep, got them in grade 6, got em off in grade 8.
I wear glasses? - Yeah when I need to.
I wear contacts? - If I have them then yes,
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free and scar-free? - Yes.
I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger? - lol yes everyday.
I got a girlfriend or a boyfriend or both? Not at the moment.
I "had" more than 2 piercings? - yes, 4, 2 in each ear... yeah, I know, I'm badass.
I have/had piercings in places besides my ears? -Yes.
I have freckles? Nope.
I've run away from home? - lol yeah.
I've been kicked out of the house? - never.
My parents are together? - Yeah, but not really happy.
I want to have kids someday? - Definitely, when the time's right.
I've had children? - nope.
I've lost a child? - haha no.
I'm in school? - I start in September for my first year of college.
I have a job? - Blockbuster... I'm a shift manager... yessss.
I've fallen asleep at work/school? - only school
I almost always do my homework? - I do it when it needs to be done
I've missed a week or more of school? - Yes.
I've been on the Honour Roll? - lol no.
I failed more than 1 class last year? - nope. I only failed grade 9 Math.
I've stolen something from my job? - no.
I've been fired? - I wouldn't call it fired.
I've skipped school? - haha who hasn't?
I've peed from laughing? - maybe like once.
I've snorted while laughing? - When I laugh really hard, yes lol
I've laughed so hard I've cried? - happens most of the time lol
I've gotten stitches? - never.
I've "fractored" a bone? - yes, in grade 4. Was wearing roller blades and went to kick a soccer ball and tripped over the hose and fell on my wrist, it bent backwards.
I've had my tonsils removed? - Nope
I've had my wisdom teeth removed? - Yes, omg that was terrible.
I've had surgery? - Yes, in Grade 3 I had eye srgery, had a brst blood vssel.
I've had chicken pox? - yeah when I was little.
I've driven over 200 miles in one day? - yeah.
I've been on a plane? - yeah when i went to Calgary.
I've been to Canada? - I live in Canada.
I've been to Mexico? - No
I've been to Niagara Falls? - Yeah, omg its sooo awesome
I've been to Japan? - Nope
I've Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans? - No, would be cool though.
I've been to Europe? - No, one day though.
I've been to Africa? - Nope
I've gotten lost in my city? haha yeah.
I've seen a shooting star? - No.
I've seen a meteor shower? - Nope.
I've gone out in public in my pajamas? - Yeah.
I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator? - hahaha yeah its so awesome.
I've kicked a guy where it hurts? - No, I never would either.
I've been to a casino? - No.
I've been skydiving? - No, don't plan on it ever either.
I've been Bungee Jumping? - Nope.
I've been an abuse victim? - Yes, but it's personal so I can't say on the internet.
I've gone skinny dipping? - haha yes
I've played spin the bottle? - yes.
I've crashed a car? - no, but I almost have like a million times lol.
I've been Skiing? - nah, doens't interest me really.
I've been in a play? - yeah
I've met someone in person from the internet? - yep.
I've seen the Northern Lights? - noo.
I've sat on a roof top at night? - no, im afraid of heights.
I've played a prank on someone? - LMFAO OH YEAH.
I've ridden in a taxi? - Yeah, when I had to go to airport.
I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show? haa yep thats awesome.
I've eaten Sushi? - Ew no.
I've been snowboarding? - I tried, but didn't succeed.
I'm single? - Yes
I'm engaged? - Nope
I'm married? - No.
I've had someone cheat on me? - Yes.
I've gone on a blind date? - Nope.
I've been the dumpee more than the dumper? - Yes unfortunatley.
I have a fear of commitment? - Sometimes.
I have a fear of abandonment? - Yes.
I'm in love or have been in love? - Yes, I'm in love.
I've cheated in a relationship? - Nope.
I've gotten divorced? - no.
I've told someone I didn't love them when I did? Probably.
I've kept something from a past relationship? - Yeah
I've had a crush on someone of the same sex? - No.
I've had a crush on a teacher? - lol well he was a young student teacher lol
I am a cuddler? - Definitely
I love to flirt? - Yeah, I can't help it sometimes.
I've been kissed in the rain? - Yes, aww its great.
I've hugged a stranger? - No.
I have kissed a stranger? - No.
I've accidentally flashed someone? not acciddentaly.
I've purposefully flashed someone? - Yeah,
I've slept all night in a bed with a person of the opposite sex? - Yes.
I've slept all night in a bed with a person of the same sex? - Yup.
I've bitten someone? - haha yeah.
I've been bitten? - yes.
I am bisexual? - No.
I've kissed a member of the same sex? yes, but like, pecks... you know
I've kissed a member of the same sex on the lips? - yeah
I've made out with a member of the same sex? - Yeah.
I've had fooled around with a member of the same sex? - here we go again... NO
I am a terrible liar? - Sometimes
I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't? - Probably, but maybe not
I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't? Yeah
I've snuck out of my house? never had to, my parents are cool
I am keeping a secret from the world? - Probably
I've cheated while playing a game? - haha yeah
I've cheated on a test? - Yeah, in highschool
I've ran a red light? - Not purposefully
I've been suspended from school? - Yeah.
I've witnessed a crime? - Yes.
I've been in a fist fight? - no
I've been arrested? - nope
I've shoplifted? - Yes.
I've consumed alcohol? - Of course
I regularly drink? - not regularly
I've passed out from drinking? No
I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months? - haha oh yeah
I smoke? - Used to.
I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them? - Yeah.
I'm a stoner? - No thanks.
I've snorted cocaine? - ew no
I've eaten shrooms? - bahahaha yes
I've popped E? - ew no
I've inhaled Nitrous? - NO
I've done hard drugs? - NO
I have cough drops when I'm not sick? - Sometimes.
I can't swallow pills? - Negative. I can.
I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem? - Yeah.
I have been diagnosed with clinical depression? - Yes.
I shut others out when I'm depressed? -Sometimes depending who it is.
I take anti-depressants? - Yes.
I'm anorexic or bulimic? - No.
I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it? - No.
I've hurt myself on purpose? - No
I'm addicted to self harm? - No.
I've woken up crying? - Yeah I hate that.
I've cried myself to sleep? - yes.
I see a therapist? - no
I've seen a therapist? -Yeah.
I'm afraid of dying? - Yes, But I won't die because I'm immortal.
I hate funerals? - Oh for sure.
I've seen someone dying? - Yes.
Someone close to me has attempted suicide? - No.
Someone close to me has committed suicide? - No.
I've planned my own suicide? - No.
I've attempted suicide? - Yes.
I've written a eulogy for myself? - No
I own over 5 rap CDs? - Um, it's possible.
I own something from Hot Topic? - No, I've never heard of it.
I collect comic books? - no
I own something I got on e-bay? - No, I don't think I would ever buy anything from there.
In general, I don't like people? - Positive.
I'm a feminist? - No.
I can sing well? - Nope.
I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant? - No. I don't really see a point.
I open up to others easily? - Yes.
I watch the news? - ya
I curse regularly? - Yeah, I have to stop though lol
I sing in the shower? - No.
I am a morning person? - God no.
I am a night owl? - Sometmes.
I am a snob about grammar? - Sometimes.
I am a sports fanatic? - No.
I twirl my hair? - Yeah sometimes.
I like being neat? - Yep.
I bake well? - No haha
My favorite color is blue? - Nope. It used to be though.
I would wear pajamas to school? - No.
I know how to shoot a gun? - Yep.
I am in love with life? - Not really.
I laugh at my own jokes? - haha yes even the none funny ones.
I eat fast food weekly? - Um, Yeah.
I believe in ghosts? - Yep.
I am really ticklish? - Oh god yes everywhere lol
I love white chocolate? - Yummy.
I bite my nails? - Sometimes.
I play video games? - Some of them.
I'm good at remembering names? Sort of.
I'm good at remembering dates? - Sometimes.

Mistake #1 - Being too much of a 'Nice Guy'

Have you ever noticed that the really attractive women never seem to be attracted to 'nice' guys ?
Of course you have.
I'm sure that most males have had attrative female friends that always seem to date 'jerks', but for some rason they were never romantically interested in them.
What's going on here ? It's actually very simple.
Women don't base their choices of men on how 'nice' a guy is. They choose the men they do because they feel a powerful gut level attraction for them.
And guess what ?
Being nice doesn't make a woman feel that powerful attaction. Being nice doesn't make a woman choose you.
This doesn't make a lot of logical sense, and it's hard to accept, but get over it. Until you accept this fact and begin to act on it, you'll never have the success with women that you want.

Mistake #2 - Trying to convince her to like you

What do most guys do when they meet a woman that they really like, she's just not interested ? They try to convince the woman to feel differently.
Newsflash, you will never change how a woman fee;s when it comes to attraction. Never. You cannot convince a woman to feel differently about you with logic and reasoning.
Think about it.
If a woman doesn't feel it for you, how in the world do you expect to change that feeling by being reasonable with her ?
We all do it. When a woman just isn't interested, we beg, pled, chase, and do our best to change her mind.
Bad idea, one that will never work.

Mistake #3 - Looking to her for approval or permission

In your desire to please women (which you mistakingly think will make us like you), you guys are always doing things to get a woman's approval or permission.
Another horrible idea. Women are never attracted to the types of men who kiss up to them, ever.
Don't get me wrong here. You don't have to treat women badly for them to like you. But if you think that treating a women well means always getting her approval and permission for things, think again.
You will never succeed by looking for approval. Women actually get annoyed at men who seek their approval.
Doubt me ? Just ask any attractive woman if wussy guys who chase her around and want her approval annoy her.

Mistake #4 - Trying to buy her affection with food and gifts

How many times have you taken a woman out to a nice dinner, bought her gifts and flowers, and had her reject you for someone who didn't treat her half as well as you did?
It's only natural when this happens. That's right, NATURAL. When you do these things, you send a clear message:
'I don't think you'll like me for who I am, so I'm going to try to buy your attention and affection.'
Your good intentions usually come across to woman as over=compensation for insecurity, and weak attempts at manipulation.

Mistake #5 - Sharing how you feel too early in the relationship with her

Another huge and unfortunate mistake that most men make with women is sharing how they feel too early.
Attractive women are rare. And they get a lot of attention from men. Most men don't realize this, but attractive women are being approached in one or another all the time.
An attractive women is often approached several times a day by men who are interested. This translates into dozens of times per week, and often hundreds of times per month.
And guess what ? Atrractive women usually have dated a lot of men. Exactly, they have experience. They know what to expect.
Ont things that turns an attractive woman off and sends her running away faster then just about anything is a guy who starts saying 'You know I really, really, like you' after one or two dates.
This signals to the woman that you're just like all the other guys who fall for her too fast, and can't control themselves.
Don't do it. Lean back and relax. There's a much better way.

Mistake #6 - Getting how attraction works for women

Women are very different from men when it comes to attraction. You need to accept this fact and deal with it.
When a man sees a beautiful, young, sexy woman, he instantly feels a sexual attraction.
But does the same apply to women ? Do women feel sexual attraction to men based monstly on looks ? Or is something else going on ?
After looking at this for a while, I can tell you that us women usually have our attraction mechanisms triggered by things other then looks.
Have you ever noticed that you see a lot more average and un attractive men with beautiful women the the other way around ?
Think about it. Women are more attracted to certain qualities in men, and they're attracted to the way a man makes them feel then they are to looks alone.
If you know how to use your body language and communication correctly, you can make women feel the same kind of powerful sexual attraction to you, that you feel when you see a hot, sexy, young woman.
It's not an accident. You have to learn how to do this. Any guy can learn how.

Mistake #7 - Thinking that it takes money and looks

One of the most common mistakes that guys make is giving up before they've even got started, because they think that attractive women are only interested in men who have looks and money, or guys who are a certain height, or guys who are a certain age. Sure, there are some women who are only interested in these things.
But most women are far more interesed in a man's personality then his wallet or looks. There are personality traits that attract women like a magnet.
If you learn what they are and how to use them, you can be on of these guys.
You don't have to settle for a woman just ebcause you aren't rich, tall, or handsome.
Again, if you know how to use your body language and communication correctly, you can make a woman feel the same kind of powerful sexual attraction to you that you feel when you see a hot, sexy, young woman.

Mistake #8 - Giving away all of your power to women

Earlier I mentioned that it's a mistake to look to a woman for approval or permission.
Another similat tactic that a lot of guys use is giving away their power to women.
Said differently, guys try to get women to like them by doing whatever the woman wants.
Another bad idea.
Women are never attractied to men that they can walk all over. Women aren't attracted to wussies!

Mistake #9 - Not knowing exactly what to do in each type of situation with women

This should blow your mind.
A woman always knows what you're thinking. Women are approximately ten times better thean men at reading body language. That's ten times.
It might be hard to believe. For example, if you're out on a date with a woman, and you want to kiss her, she knows it.
If you don't know exactly what to o and exactly how to kiss her, and you just sit there looking at her and getting nervous, she won't help. This goes for all aspects of women and dating.
Approaching a women, getting her number, asking her out, kissing her, getting physical, everything. If you don't know what to do in each situation, you will probably screw up, and lose everything.
And you know it. It's vitally important that you know exactly how to go from one step to the next with a woman, from the first meeting, all the way to the bedroom.

Mistake #10 - Not getting help

This is the biggest mistake of all. This is the mistake that keeps most men from ever having the kind of succees with women that they truly want.
Guys don't like the make themselves look weak or helpless. You don't like to ask for help.
Here's a little scenario:
You've become fet up with the fact that you didn't know how to approach, meet, and get dates with women that you were attracted to. It frustrated the hell out of you.
One night, you're out with a friend, and you see a woman you want to ask out, but you just can't get up the nerve to do it. You made the decision to do whatever it took to learn how to be successful with women and dating.
After a lot of hard work and trying all kinds of crazy things, you finally figured it all out.
You can now approach just about any woman and get her number almost instantly. You can date models, actresses, nice, normal, regular girls.
It can really be a rewarding experience. You will no longer feel that sick, insecure feeling, like you don't know how to meet women and you might end up alone.
Anytime, anywhere, you can go out and meet attractive women.

^{1.Copy and Paste in your blog
2.BOLD anything true.
3.Leave plain anything untrue}

01. I hate my name.
02. I miss somebody right now.
03. I watch more tv than I used to.
04. I love olives.
05. I love sleeping.
06. I own alot of books.
07. I wear glasses or contact lenses.
08. I love to play video games.
09. Ive tried marijuana.
10. I have been in a threesome.
11. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship
12. I believe honesty is the best policy.
13. I have acne free skin.
14. I like and respect Al Sharpton.
15. I sometimes curse a lot.
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
17. I have a hobby.
18. Ive been told I have a nice butt.
19. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
20. I've never broken anyone else's bones
21. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
22. I love rain.
23. Im REALLY paranoid.
24. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
25. I need money right now.
26. I love sushi.
27. I talk really, really fast sometimes
28. I love to shop
29. I have semi-long hair.
30. I have lost money in Las Vegas.
31. I have at least one brother and/or sister.
32. I was born outside of where I live now.
33. I have a ipod.
34. I have a twin.
35. I am wasting time doing this.
36. I couldnt survive without Caller I.D.
37. I like the way I look.
38. I have friends.
39. I know how to do cornrows.
40. I am very pessimistic.
41. I have mood swings.
42. I think Britney Spears is pretty/hot.
43. I have cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend
45. Im always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
46. I think that Im popular
47. I have colored my hair
48. I have kissed someone of the same sex.
49. I enjoy talking on the phone.
50. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
51. I love to shop.
52. I would rather eat then shop
53. I would classify myself as ghetto.
54. Im bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
55. Im obsessed with my blog!
56. I dont hate anyone.
57. Im a pretty good dancer.
58. I'm embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
59. I have a cell phone.
60. I watch MTV on a daily basis.
61. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
62. I have never been in a real relationship before.
63. Ive rejected someone before.
64. I currently have a crush on someone.
65. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
66. I want to have children in the future.
67. I have changed a diaper before.
68. Ive had the cops call me before.
69. I bite my nails.
70. Im not allergic to anything deadly.
71. I've been depressed before.
72. I am bisexual
73. I am homosexual
74. I collect comic books
75. I shut others out when I'm sad
76. I open up to others easily
77. I am keeping a secret from the world
78. I watch the news.
79. I own over 5 rap CDs
80. I like Disney movies
81. I am a sucker for pretty eyes
82. I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation
83. I love Martha Stewart
84. I really like someone
85. I am self conscious
86. I like to laugh a lot.
87. I smoke a pack a day sometimes.
88. I have cough drops when I'm not sick once in a while.
89. I can't swallow pills
90. I have some scars.
91. I've been out of this country
92. I am ticklish in some spots.
93. I love chocolate.
94. I am comfortable with being me
95. I play computer games/video games when I'm bored
96. Gotten lost in the city
97. Saw a shooting star
98. Had serious surgery
99. Talked to him for ‘like’ 5 sec and made out
100. Hugged a stranger
101. Been in a fist fight with the same sex
102. Been arrested
103. Laughed and had milk/soda come out of your nose.
104. Pushed all the buttons on an elevator
105. Made out in an elevator
106. Swore at your parents
107. Kicked a guy where it hurts
108. Been skydiving
109. Been bungee jumping
110. Broken a bone
111. Played spin the bottle
112. Gotten the chicken pox
113. Ridden in a taxi
114. Shoplifted
115. Been fired
116. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
117. Stole something from your job.
118. Had a crush on a teacher/coach
119. Saw someone/something dying
120. Driven over 400 miles in one day
121. Been on a plane
122. Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
123. Thrown up in a bar
124. Eaten Sushi
125. Met someone in person from the internet
126. Been to a motocross show
127. Done hard drugs
128. Taken painkillers
129. Cheated on someone else
130. Saw someone in concert
131. Consumed alcohol
132. Run away from home
133. Lied to your parents about where you are
134. Hate more than love
135. Own an iPod or MP3 player
136. Are a sports fan
137. Would wear pyjamas to school
138. Have a job
139. Been in love
140. tYpE lIkE tHiS VeRy OfFtEn
141. Eat fast food weekly
142. Believe in ghosts
143. Can't sleep if there is a spider in the room
144. Seen a therapist
145. Love white chocolate
146. Single
147. In a relationship
148. Kissed a stranger
149. Been obsessed with another person
150. Argued for the fun of it
151. Made out in a moving vehicle
152. Been to a casino
153. Been in a bar
154. Skipped school
155. Seen things that aren’t there
156. Been punched
157. Been naked in public
158. Come close to death
159. Gotten stitches
160. Hooked up with 2 or more people in one night while drunk
161. Hooked up with 2 or more people in one night without alcohol
162. Bitten someone
163. Crashed into a friend's car
164. Been to Japan
165. Ever had a crush on someone of the same sex
166. Slept with someone you shouldn’t have
167. Been married
168. I believe everything happens for a reason
169. Had someone cheat on you
170. Over dosed
171. Have hated your life
172. Have no one who cares
173. Like Monty Python
174. Have several amazing friends
175. Suck at relationships
176. Believe in God

This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing room at department stores. This is in honor of the guys that obligingly reiterate how cute/beautiful/smart/funny/sexy their female friends are at the appropriate moment, because they know most girls need that litany of support. This is in honor of the guys with open minds, with laid-back attitudes, with honest concern. This is in honor of the guys who respect a girl’s every facet, from her privacy to her theology to her clothing style.

This is for the guys who escort their drunk, bewildered female friends back from parties and never take advantage once they’re at her door, for the guys who accompany girls to bars as buffers against the rest of the creepy male population, for the guys who know a girl is fishing for compliments but give them out anyway, for the guys who always play by the rules in a game where the rules favor cheaters, for the guys who are accredited as boyfriend material but somehow don’t end up being boyfriends, for all the nice guys who are overlooked, underestimated, and unappreciated, for all the nice guys who are manipulated, misled, and unjustly abandoned, this is for you.

This is for that time she left 40 urgent messages on your cell phone, and when you called her back, she spent three hours painstakingly dissecting two sentences her boyfriend said to her over dinner. And even though you thought her boyfriend was a chump and a jerk, you assured her that it was all ok and she shouldn’t worry about it. This is for that time she interrupted the best killing spree you’d ever orchestrated in GTA3 to rant about a rumor that romantically linked her and the guy she thinks is the most repulsive person in the world. And even though you thought it was immature and you had nothing against the guy, you paused the game for two hours and helped her concoct a counter-rumor to spread around the floor. This is also for that time she didn’t have a date, so after numerous vows that there was nothing “serious” between the two of you, she dragged you to a party where you knew nobody, the beer was awful, and she flirted shamelessly with you, justifying each fit of reckless teasing by announcing to everyone: “oh, but we’re just friends!” And even though you were invited purely as a symbolic warm body for her ego, you went anyways. Because you’re nice like that.

The nice guys don’t often get credit where credit is due. And perhaps more disturbing, the nice guys don’t seem to get laid as often as they should. And I wish I could logically explain this trend, but I can’t. From what I have observed on campus and what I have learned from talking to friends at other schools and in the workplace, the only conclusion I can form is that many girls are just illogical, manipulative bitches. Many of them claim they just want to date a nice guy, but when presented with such a specimen, they say irrational, confusing things such as “oh, he’s too nice to date” or “he would be a good boyfriend but he’s not for me” or “he already puts up with so much from me, I couldn’t possibly ask him out!” or the most frustrating of all: “no, it would ruin our friendship.” Yet, they continue to lament the lack of datable men in the world, and they expect their too-nice-to-date male friends to sympathize and apologize for the men that are jerks. Sorry, guys, girls like that are beyond my ability to fathom. I can’t figure out why the connection breaks down between what they say (I want a nice guy!) and what they do (I’m going to sleep with this complete ass now!). But one thing I can do, is say that the nice-guy-finishes-last phenomenon doesn’t last forever. There are definitely many girls who grow out of that train of thought and realize they should be dating the nice guys, not taking them for granted. The tricky part is finding those girls, and even trickier, finding the ones that are single.

So, until those girls are found, I propose a toast to all the nice guys. You know who you are, and I know you’re sick of hearing yourself described as ubiquitously nice. But the truth of the matter is, the world needs your patience in the department store, your holding open of doors, your party escorting services, your propensity to be a sucker for a pretty smile. For all the crazy, insane, absurd things you tolerate, for all the situations where you are the faceless, nameless hero, my accolades, my acknowledgement, and my gratitude go out to you. You do have credibility in this society, and your well deserved vindication is coming.