If you dress nicely, he says you're trying to attract other guys,
If you argue with him, he says you're stubborn,
If you're quiet, he says you have no brains.
If you don't love him, he'll try to win you,
If you love him, he'll leave you.
If you don't fcuk him, he'll say you don't love him,
If you do, he'll say you're easy.
If you tell him your problems, he'll say you're irritating,
If you don't, he'll say you don't trust him.
If you lecture him, he'll say you're bitchy,
If he lectures you, it's because he cares for you.
If you break a promise, you can't be trusted,
If he breaks it, it was because he was drunk or forced to
If you drink, you're bad,
If he drinks, he's just hanging out.
If you do well in your exams, it was lucky,
If he does well, "it was just skill, baby!"
If you hurt him, you're a bitter again,
If he hurts you, it's because you're so hard to understand.
If you sleep around, your a tramp.
If he sleeps around , hes a pimp.
Either way.... you just never win

It's so FUCKING sad how true that is.