Soon to be a registered Interprovincial Journeyman!
Inked X 11
The name. Nick Newton
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Hey the name is Nick, im a verry out going and mostaley a nut kinda guy, I well enjoy mostaly anaything and well try anaything once. I am a huge outdoors person, when im outside surrounded by trees i feel free. My own world which no one can capture me from. I like to explore new areas and see new things, i love the mindnight drive to no were for no reason. Thunderstorms, snow storms, dust storms, u name it i like it woo!! Im a bit car crazy but depending on the person i can tame my self and stay at a stable level and not talk to much about them, but with my budys CARS is the first thing we talk about hahah wo0o0o, I am currently unemployed, but im job hunting as i am a Third Year HET Apprentice, aka heavy equipment technicion apprentice lol, i love my carear that im just begening im verry pashionit about my hobbies and work. being unemployed sucks when u have 3 project vehicals on the go lol you kinda have to go a little here and a little there lol
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Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone new and realize that you are a perfect match.
MODES OF TRANSPORTATION
Summer< 1990Nissian Laurel, RHD with rb25det boosted
Winter< 1992 ford festiva With 323 engine swap
Toy< 1984 chevy k5 blazer, lifted with bogers and a built 350 bb
Mr.Bunny
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...have no wrappers or peel = no litter or waste
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...do not contain nuts or wheat
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...are incredibly cheap
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...can help slimming as part of a calorie-controlled diet
...are cool
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...melt in the mouth
...make an ideal morning or afternoon snack
...but don't ruin your appetite
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My first love, i had to let her go, do to the failure of transmission
ford festiva turbo R.I.P, no longer in my family, but hopfully another one on the way Festiva 5.0?
Oil Change Instructions for Men:
1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and
buy a case of oil, filter, kitty
litter, and cleaner and a scented tree, write a check
for $50.00.
2) Stop by 7 - 11 and buy a case of beer, write a
check for $20,drive home.
3) Open a beer and drink it.
4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack
stands.
5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.
6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
7) Place drain pan under engine.
Look for 9/16 box end wrench
9) Give up and use crescent wrench.
10) Unscrew drain plug.
11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil
on you in process. Cuss.
12) Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off of
face and arms. Throw kitty litter on
spilled oil.
13) Have another beer while watching oil drain.
14) Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench.
15) Give up; crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver
through oil filter and twist off.
16) Crawl out from under car with dripping oil filter
splashing oil everywhere from holes.
Cleverly hide old oil filter among trash in trash can
to avoid environmental penalties. Drink
a beer.
17) Buddy shows up; finish case of beer with him.
Decide to finish oil change tomorrow so you
can go see his new garage door opener.
1 Sunday: Skip church because "I gotta finish the
oil change." Drag pan full of old oil out
from underneath car. Cleverly dump oil in hole in back
yard instead of taking it back to
Kragen to recycle.
19) Throw kitty litter on oil spilled during step 18.
20) Beer? No, drank it all yesterday.
21) Walk to 7-11; buy beer.
22) Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin
coat of oil to gasket surface.
23) Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.
24) Remember drain plug from step 11.
25) Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.
26) Remember that the used oil is buried in a hole in
the back yard,along with drain plug.
27) Drink beer.
2 Shovel out hole and sift oily mud for drain plug.
Re-shovel oily dirt into hole. Steal
sand from kids sandbox to cleverly cover oily patch of
ground and avoid environmental
penalties. Wash drain plug in lawnmower gas.
29) Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on
the floor. Throw kitty litter on oil
spill.
30) Drink beer.
31) Crawl under car getting kitty litter into eyes.
Wipe eyes with oily rag used to clean
drain plug. Slip with stupid crescent wrench
tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on
frame.
32) Bang head on floorboards in reaction to step 31.
33) Begin cussing fit.
34) Throw stupid crescent wrench.
35) Cuss for additional 10 minutes because wrench hit
bowling trophy.
36) Beer.
37) Clean up hands and forehead and bandage as
required to stop blood flow.
3 Beer.
39) Beer.
40) Dump in five fresh quarts of oil.
41) Beer.
42) Lower car from jack stands.
43) Accidentally crush remaining case of new motor
oil.
44) Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh
oil spilled during steps 23 - 43.
45) Beer.
46) Test drive car.
47) Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the
influence.
4 Car gets impounded.
49) Call loving wife, make bail.
50) 12 hours later, get car from impound yard.
Money spent:
Parts $50.00
DUI $2500.00
Impound fee $75.00
Bail $1500.00
Beer $40.00
Total - - $4,165.00
but you know the job was done right
36% of nexopians claim to be gangster as fuck.
post this in your profile if you wish to ninja chop them and sell their kidneys on ebay.
What does your name mean?
A : You like to drink.
B : You like people.
C : You're wild and crazy.
D : You have one of the best personalities ever.
E : you have a fine ass
F : People adore you.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You have a very good personality and looks.
I : You're a DAMN GOOD KISSER
J : You live life for fun.
K : You are really silly.
L : You are popular.
M : One of the best to have fun with.
N : You are dead sexy.
O : You are one of the best in bed.
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R : Fuckin crazy
S : Easy to fall in love with.
T : You're loyal to those you love.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgemental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : one of the best damn bf
