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Blake Wickes History of the world
Dedicated to Larissa Hantke
Friend and fellow dance crasher <3
Once upon a time 5 billion years ago there lived our ancestors just
recently created because of wierd dinosaurik sex. Anyway they
started of as grown men and the first thing they did was well whack
off, for about 2 hours. Then they got to inventing. The first
invention they made was the discovory of food. This invention caused
many casualties because of many deaths due to eating poision berrys
and poison ivy...... and trying to stick food in the wrong holes of
the body.
After a while our ancestors realized they could talk so they
invented a launguage. Mainly conseting of clicks sweet eh! I wish i
could speak click but anyway. And after the inention of speak they
invented entertainment. This mainly consisting of sex, comedy,
throughing very large boulders on top of each other and throughing
one to the T-rexes thi