Nickname: LiL.MJ, Sugar Tits, PYT(Pretty Young Thing), Auntie Aspertits, ROCK STAR
Age: 20
Job: Ass Manager
Piercing: Nipple
Goals In Life:[/color]
- Meet Michael Jackson
- Become A Criminal Lawyer (Like Johnnie Cochran)
- Get 2 Tattoos
- The Number 76
- Something With Michael Jackson In It
- Move Back To Kamloops
- Go Sky Diving
Quotes:[/color][/size]
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office."
- Robert Frost
"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is."
- Elen DeGeneres
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
- Benjamin Franklin
"A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice. "
- Bill Cosby
DECEIVE
INVEIGLE
OBFUSCATE
"SHAKE IT LIKE A SALT SHAKER"
TRAVELS
I have enjoyed traveling and seeing the different parts of the world. I have been to Europe (England, Scotland, Switzerland, Italy, France, Germany and Austria), China, New York, Hawaii, Mexico and many places in the U.S.A. Everywhere I have traveled I have learned so much from their culture and languages.
I think throughout going to all these places, I would have to say China was the best! It is so different and intriguing you just can't help but want to learn more! The best part of China other than performing was eating the food. You need to know how to be adventurous in order to eat there. Since you don't know what you are eating you have to try everything! You only live life once!
New York was an amazing experience! We were competing against other show choirs in the States. You learn a lot from watching everyone perform. I was glad that we won gold in all of the categories that we were entered into!
Of course I love the warm weather in Mexico and Hawaii. I liked Hawaii more because I learnt how to surf and I went parasailing! That was so much fun. I wish I could surf all the time!
Places that I would like to visit would be China (again), Thailand and other exotic places.
SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
One US leader.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts.
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade.
Who has the biggest boobs?
The blonde, because she's 18.
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo."
Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
What's the Cuban National Anthem?
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe."
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F... word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A Northern fairytale begins "Once uponatime...A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
1. Do you still talk to the person you had your first kiss with?
* No. I don't even remember who it was! haha
2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons?
*Make A Fort
3. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
* Spice Girls
4. What is the best thing about your job?
* I Get To Talk and Dance Around The Store With A Yellow Foam Hat On! haha
5. Do you wish cell phone etiquette was required in class?* Nope
8. Where are you going on your next vacation?
* Some Where Warm! China??
9. Quote a song lyric?
* "I Want To Sex You Up"
10. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
* Both
11. Do you own any furniture from Ikea?
* Hell Ya!!
13. If you could be an animal what would you be?
* Something Tall....Im Tired Of Being Short
14. What province/country are you from?
* Alberta/Canada
15. Tell us about the last conversation/s you had.
* Can't Remember! I Talk Way Too Much!!
16. Where do you see yourself in one month?
* Ass Manager/ Moved Out
17. What is your favorite smell?
* Peaches or Mango
18. What is your favorite sight?
* The Middle Of No where
19. Do you consider yourself bi-polar?
* Not Too Sure
21. Have you ever done anything vindictive to your coworkers?
* No
22. Have you ever gone to therapy?
* Yeah! I Have Problems
23. Have you ever played Spin the bottle?
* Who Hasn't
24. Have you ever toilet-papered someone's house?
* Yeah
25. Have you ever liked someone but never told them?
* Nope
26. Have you ever gone camping?
* Yeah! I Don't Remember Most Of It
27. Have you ever had a crush on your sister's friend?
* No
28. Have you ever been to a nude beach?
* Yes
29. Have you ever had sex on the beach?
* Not Yet
30. Have you ever had a stalker?
* Haha...Yeah
32. have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
* Everyday
33. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober one?
* No
34. Have you ever been cheated on?
* Don't Think So
35. Have you ever felt betrayed by your best friend?
* No
36. Have you ever lied to your parents?
* All The Time! No Wonder I Don't Have A Good Relationship With Them
37. Have you ever been out of Canada?
* Yes. Many Times
38. Have you ever thrown up from working out?
* No
39. Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat for a month straight?
* Nope
40. Have you ever eaten 3 meals from 3 different fast food places in 1 day?
* Yes
41. Have you ever gotten so wasted you cant remember the nite before?
* Haha...That's Like Everytime I Drink (Right Laura)
42. Have you ever spied on someone you had a crush on?
* No...Thats Weird
43. Have you ever slept with one of your coworkers?
* Yes
44. Kissed more than one person at a time?
* Not That I Can Remember
45. Pot?
* I Like To Cook..Haha
R.I.P Rigel Cole