im Z ack, im from Whitehorse, Yukon
its a difrent way of life. calgary has been great. im loving it so far. great job, great friends.

ok theres this guy in the hospital and they're running lots of tests on him and some
of the tests make him feel a little gross, and he has to keep getting up to go to the bathroom,
and every time he does, its a false alarm
except the next time he feels the need, he ignores it because he thinks its a false alarm and he
ends up having explosive diarrhea all over the hospital bed
hes completely embarassed,

so he throws the sheets out the window
meanwhile, a drunk is walking along outside when the sheets fall right on top of him,
he yells and tosses around a bit and fights off the sheets and a security officer hears
all the noise and comes to see whats going on. he asks the drunk what the hell is happening




and the drunk says, "i dont know, but i think i just beat the shit out of a ghost"

GO BIG OR GO HOME ! ! !


Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8 . Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

Send This Posting To Someone To Make Them Smile.

Its Called ....... therapy

Live Well, Laugh Often, Love Much


LIKES:
self reliant, fun, outgoing, someone who can take care of them self. the gym

DISLIKES:
cheaters, liars, moochers



I LOVE TO PARTY lets geter done, i know you could never keep up with me but i challenge you to try.



i take what i want no questions asked


theres more to me than meets the eye ; )