you wanna know something just ask... by thye way im pretty easy going

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that
he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man
behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK,"
When I grew up I was BLACK,"
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,"
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,"
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,"
When I die I'll be BLACK." But you sir."
When you were born you're pink,"
When you grow up you're white,"
When you're sick, you're green,"
When you go in the sun you turn red,"
When you're cold you turn blue,"
And when you die you turn grey."
And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
post this is you are against racism

The Blonde & The Heart Attack

A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" she asks.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the husband.
The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, "Mommy! Mommy! Aunt Shirley is hiding in your closet, and she's got no clothes on!"
The blonde slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, right past her husband, and rips open the closet door. Sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the closet floor.
"You rotten bitch," she screams.
"My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!"


Why Women Go For Assholes 101...

Men are like a chocolate bar in a box
The best looking one but maybe not the greatest
The woman, approaches this box...
There is an opening not quite big enough to get her hand in
This chocolate is playing with her mind making her want it
When in end she shouldn't have it
But the temptation is there
She will continue to try even though there are so many other chocolates bars
And in end she only gets hurt and then cant have any chocolate bars
Because it goes straight to her hips
And that is why women go for assholes
so dam true!!!!!!


concerts i have been to
three days grace/thorey of a deadman
the blue man group
styx
finger 11/sum 41
paul brant/jason blaine
alexisonfire/anti-flag
randy travis
geroge throuregood