this is good:
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: ................

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about
those people who say they are giving more than 100%?


We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might
help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work andKnowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing
that will put you over the top!

If I may add one more equation:

W-H-O Y-O-U K-N-O-W

23+8+15+25+15+21+11+14+15+23 = 170%