Me
Pierced X 8 Tattood X 1
Futsal
Hockey
Goalie!!!
Pierced X 8 Tattood X 1
Futsal
Hockey
Goalie!!! Hello Grad
Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll
Speed, Weed, Birth Control
Get Some Ass, Use A Bong
Party Hard all Night Long
Drink Alot, Take a shot
Screw the Guy You Think is Hot
Life is Good, Sex is Fine
We're The Class Of 2009
Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll
Speed, Weed, Birth Control
Get Some Ass, Use A Bong
Party Hard all Night Long
Drink Alot, Take a shot
Screw the Guy You Think is Hot
Life is Good, Sex is Fine
We're The Class Of 2009
I PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR
I LOOK LIKE A MOVIESTAR
I PLAY LIKE AN ALL-STAR
BABY...IM A SUPERSTAR
I LOOK LIKE A MOVIESTAR
I PLAY LIKE AN ALL-STAR
BABY...IM A SUPERSTAR
Top 15 reasons that Hockey is better than Sex.
1. It's legal to earn money playing hockey
2. Many people play hockey even after
they're married
3. The puck's always hard
4. The protective equipment is reusable
5. It lasts at least an hour
6. A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not
uncommon
7. You always know how big the stick is
8. You can clean your stick in public without anyone minding
9. You can change players on the fly
10. You don't have to be embarrassed if you don't get the puck up
11. Everyone is finished when the buzzer sounds
12. Your parents cheer when you score
13. Periods last only 20 minutes
14. You're sure to get it at least twice a week
15. You can tell your friends about it afterwards
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1. It's legal to earn money playing hockey
2. Many people play hockey even after
they're married
3. The puck's always hard
4. The protective equipment is reusable
5. It lasts at least an hour
6. A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not
uncommon
7. You always know how big the stick is
8. You can clean your stick in public without anyone minding
9. You can change players on the fly
10. You don't have to be embarrassed if you don't get the puck up
11. Everyone is finished when the buzzer sounds
12. Your parents cheer when you score
13. Periods last only 20 minutes
14. You're sure to get it at least twice a week
15. You can tell your friends about it afterwards
