1. Leading sanitizers kill 99.9% of germs, Chuck Norris kills 100% of whatever the fuck he wants.
2. If it looks like chicken and it tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, it's fucking beef.
3. Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
4. The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
5. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
6. Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you in the back of the face.
7. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
8. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
9. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
10. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
11. Chuck Norris shits out lightsabers.
12. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
13. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
14. Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
WHAT DOES YOUR NAME MEAN?
What Does Your Name Mean?
A : You like to drink.
B : You like people.
C : You're wild and crazy.
D : You are good in bed.
E : you have a fine ass
F : People adore you.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You have a very good personality and looks.
I : You're a DAMN GOOD KISSER.
J : You live life for fun.
K : You are really silly.
L : .Everyone loves you
M : One of the best to have fun with.
N : You are dead sexy.
O : You are one of the best in bed.
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R : Fuckin crazy
S : Easy to fall in love with.
T : You're loyal to those you love.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgemental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : one of the best damn bf/gf ne one could ask for.
Z : Always ready.
R : Fuckin crazy
A : You like to drink.
N : You are dead sexy.
D : You are good in bed.
Y : one of the best damn bf/gf ne one could ask for.
A : You like to drink.
B : You like people.
C : You're wild and crazy.
D : You are good in bed.
E : you have a fine ass
F : People adore you.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You have a very good personality and looks.
I : You're a DAMN GOOD KISSER.
J : You live life for fun.
K : You are really silly.
L : .Everyone loves you
M : One of the best to have fun with.
N : You are dead sexy.
O : You are one of the best in bed.
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R : Fuckin crazy
S : Easy to fall in love with.
T : You're loyal to those you love.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgemental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : one of the best damn bf/gf ne one could ask for.
Z : Always ready.
R : Fuckin crazy
A : You like to drink.
N : You are dead sexy.
D : You are good in bed.
Y : one of the best damn bf/gf ne one could ask for.
Name: Randy.
Status: Taken.
Sex: YES PLEASE! ! !
Eye color: Light Blue.
Nickname: Mr. Fuzzyhead
Status: Taken.
Sex: YES PLEASE! ! !
Eye color: Light Blue.
Nickname: Mr. Fuzzyhead