So I went out to go buy bread the other day while suddenly on my way back from fetching it, three random ninja's attacked me. Two held me down and on pointed this thirty inch blade on my neck asking "Where is the fucking relic!" I then said "I don't know what you're talking about!" Right after I said that, the two let go of me and the one with the blade slowly puts it back at it's pouch thingy. They must have had grown sympathy within them when they saw a tear rolling it's way down my cheeks. "Oh... well let us know when you find it!" The third one says. Within a blink of an eye boom! They're gone!!! Pretty random. I take two steps towards my bread to pick it up then BAM! They're back again. One of them took my bread before I could even reach for it and quoted, "My kid's will be hungry! I owe you one!" and left the scene again once more. That got me a little ticked off! So... if you find that stupid relic, please give it to me so I can give it to the ninja's and get my food back, OK!?