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04:35am | Jan 10, '09 | No Comments
Joe:
Your uncle Jake sends his regards.
Me:
Ok
for ?
Joe:
For chicken fingers, how the fuck would I know.
Me:
Oh, how did he know I was eating chicken fingers
Joe:
He's spying on you through the nearest window.
Me:
Joking, I'm not actually eating them
Joe:
Go run and look.
Me:
my windows are blocked
I am closed in
Joe:
He has x-ray vision.
Me:
Shit, I guess I can't really hide fromt that
Joe:
Not only that, but it could render you infertile and unable to have kids when you're older.
That's the power of x-rays. If you think about it, Superman was a bastard. Think of how many people had deformed children from his x-ray vision.
Me:
Yea, your absolutely right
Haha, I never thought of that
he had x-ray powers?
Joe:
Yes. He had x-ray vision.
Me:
Oh, damn, I never really pay attention to Super Man
Not my cup of super heros
Joe:
You also have to think that a normal adult male ejaculates at 45 km/h. Superman would probably be more like 4,500km an h