i can seduse a nun in one minute flat

i ate all the pokemon!!

i once had a heart attack, the heart lost

i successfully cross-bred a doctor and a lawyer

i can speak braille

i once did a drive by with a firework

i once tought a hair cut to talk

i once cheated on a blood test

chuck norris' tears cure cancer, my tears cure death

every time you masturbate god kills a kitten, every time I masturbate god kills a tiger

I taught voldemort everything he knows

when the A-Team was formed, I applied for the role of baracus, but the directors decided they needed some one with less attitude and physical strength
I dont require oxygen just the souls of others
I AM A DRUNKEN BUMB ON THE STREETS OF AIRDRIE...LOL
I LIKE CHICKS, CARS, AND MOTORBIKES....DONT FORGET THE MAGNETS...LOL
PAINTBALLING
COMPUTERS ,bmxing,DO NOT FORGET SKATEBOURDING,fAMLYGUY,the simpsons,i am funny, i like to play ps2 and like to play the drums
POP THEM TOASTERS BITCH!
i hope some one gets my message in a bottle



Prase jah
i love being rasta
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poking leads to sex!!!

New PIcs
peace

the hand that feeds

Just kidding peace out!

pics from before amber broke that bong and i needed to tape the shit out of it lol





just plan old funny smoking pics



POP them toasters bitch!

WEED

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lyrics
Blind melon

Change

I dont feel the suns comin out today
Its staying in, its gonna find another way.
As I sit here in this misery, I dont
Think Ill ever see the sun from here.
And oh as I fade away,
Theyll all look at me and say, and theyll say,
Hey look at him! Ill never live that way.
But thats okay
Theyre just afraid to change.
When you feel your life aint worth living
Youve got to stand up and
Take a look around you then a look way up to the sky.
And when your deepest thoughts are broken,
Keep on dreaming boy, cause when you stop dreamin its time to die.
And as we all play parts of tomorrow,
Some ways will work and other ways well play.
But I know we all cant stay here forever,
So I want to write my words on the face of today.
And then theyll paint it
And oh as I fade away,
Theyll all look at me and theyll say,
Hey look at him and where he is these days.
When life is hard, you have to change.
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IRON MAIDEN
BRING YOUR DAUGHTER TO THE SLAUGHTER

Iron Maiden - Bring Your Daughter...to The Slaughter Lyrics
Honey it's getting close to midnight
And all the myths are still in town
True love and lipstick on your linen
Bite the pillow make no sound
If there's some living to be done
Before your life becomes your tomb
You'd better know that I'm the one
So unchain your back door invite me around

[Chorus]
Bring your daughter, bring your daughter to the slaughter
Let her go, let her go, let her go

Honey it's getting close to daybreak
The sun is creeping in the sky
No patent remedies for heartache
Just empty words and humble pie
So get down on your knees honey
Assume an attitude
You just pray that I'll be waiting
Cos you know I'm coming soon

[Chorus]

So pick up your foolish pride, no going back
No where, no way, no place to hide

[Chorus]
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iron maiden
Run to the hills

White man came across the sea
He brought us pain and misery
He killed our tribes, he killed our creed
He took our game for his own need

We fought him hard we fought him well
Out on the plains we gave him hell
But many came too much for cree
Oh will we ever be set free?

Riding through dustclouds and barren wastes
Galloping hard on the plains
Chasing the redskins back to their holes
Fighting them at their own game
Murder for freedom a stab in the back
Women and children and cowards attack

Run to the hills run for your lives
Run to the hills run for your lives

Soldier blue on the barren wastes
Hunting and killing their game
Raping the women and wasting the men
The only good indians are tame
Selling them whisky and taking their gold
Enslaving the young and destroying the old

Run to the hills run for your lives
(repeat to end)
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fav:bands
*AC\DC
*50 pence
*.38 special
*alexisonfire
*barenaked ladies
*beastie boys
*big sugar
*billy talent
*black sabbith
*blind melon
*blue october
*BOB MARLEY
*Bullet for my vallentine
*creed
*disterbed
*dixie chicks
*fog hat
*greenday
*guns and roses
*HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS
*heart
*hot action cop
*IRON MAIDEN
*JIMI HENDRIX
*LINKIN PARK
*MATALLICA
*NEIL YOUNG
*nickelback
*NIRVANA
*norah Jones
*OOMPH!
*OZONE
*POWERMAN 5000
*R. kelly
*RAMMSTEIN
*THE ROLLING STONES
*SALIVA
*SOCIAL CODE
*TOOL
*THE TRAGICALLY HIP
*TWISTED SISTER
*THE WHO
*XZIBIT
and a lllot more trust me play eny song and probally no it off by heart and can sing it or have lissoned to it before!