I'm living the Saskatchewan dream.
I like to wear clothes. (most of the time...) Unlike the so called "nexus whores". Hey theres a time and a place for everything. But seriously... where's your sense of dignity?


I'm Meg-o, I'm the OLDEST 14 year old I've ever met, I've basically been 14 for... seven years now. I'm a girl, I'm a f*ckin rocka and I probably wish you'd die a slow and painful death. I'm an assh*le and I like assholes...ALOT. If I see you and don't like you I'll probably punch you in the face. I'm going to end up barefoot and pregnant no matter how hard I try. But aleast I can accept my fate. Its good to be a hick. Baking pies will be the death of me. I'll be good ol' housewife. I read this story when I was in elementry, it was about a housewife that killed her husband with a leg of lamb, then fed the police officers the roast. Bloody genious. I'm the one holding back your hair as your puke your insides out. I play dumb so people expect less from me I learnt that trick along time ago, it hasn't done me wrong so far so why change? I'm sorta flaky. I don't handle pressure well but i'm intense. I'm not who you'd think I am. People always get the wrong impression, but its purely the shock factor. I'm cocky and it is all about me. Get used to it. I'm a rock star, I get loaded in hotels and make a huge mess that even the maids don't want to clean. I'm cooler then you will ever be. EVER. I'm in this one for me, and no one will get out unharmed if all goes as planned. There is a method to my madness, everything I do is strategically planned out. A word of advice, don't trust anyone, anyone you can turn your back on is likely to turn theirs twice as fast. I swallow my pride to make others happy. I'm am the single most contradicting, amazing, silly, person you will ever meet. I say one thing when I mean another, because its not fair. I won't chase you, if you want me don't play hard to get. It will not work. I don't play the cutie/lovey card, so if thats what your looking for scram. I'd hope that I'm not clingy. I am LOUD. I'm going to be single forever. Not because I want to be but in the end is it worth the hassle? Can you tell I don't get laid alot? Take me as I am or forget about it. I drive to 3 different Tim Horton's just to get an Iced Capp. I care what people think. I want love. I've got love. Yet I am heart broken. I change my mind every 12.6947 seconds. I live in the 80's. My bf hates my high rise 80's pants. I like my style and you can screw yourself if you think it's dumb. I wish I could have what I wanted. I'm me, and at the end of the day I wouldn't trade my life for yours... Jesus is my homeboy. I live shrugging off my regrets. I'm not a hick but I play one on TV. Oh and you should know... by the time things get that far it'll be too little too late.
mmmmmm ashleigh-o's the soup that eats like meal.
Song of the mo':Tokyo Police Club - Cut Cut Paste

NAMETAGS. David Hasslehoff. Quick pecks and french kisses. Cuddling. SPOOOOONING! Milfs. Dancing in my underpants. Massages. Batman you silly *****. A.F.I. My Truck. FCUK. XXX rating. Round 2. Diet Iced Tea. Kappa pants. Screamo. Tony Montana. Trailer Park Boys. Bowie. p0rn. Boo Boo. Shaggy hair 'n ball caps. Knowing I'm so effin cool. Emo. Nightmare Before Christmas. Sleep. Sleeping next to someone special. Standard. cKy. Mars Volta. Aviators. Text messages! My ******* life partner [Rash]. Orange. Pineapple. Sex in a phonebooth. Corb Lund. When you lay it on the line. Peaches. Randomly buyiing CD's for one song. Acid wash jeans. HIM. Guns. SWEATA! Toothbrushes. Yelling at the top of my lungs till I go red in the face, and feel light headed. Angry fem rock. The B side of the new Foo Fighters CD. Wearing hot tight jeans in 40 degree weather. Sex hair. Vans. Style. Heartagrams. Tatty's. Alexisonfire. The L word. Al Pacino. Brendon Leonard. Queer as folk. Cowboys. Grandpa naps. Donny Darko. Way Downtown. My carebear. Photography. Low maintenance. JD in a field in the back of a pickup. Free circa's!! Making the baby Jesus cry. Pretending that chainsmoking is only my weekend hobby. ha.

The truth when it hurts. Internet gansters. Skids (I swear I'm not one). Get f*cking lives. I also don't like people that don't know what chucks are. Posers. Players. Tryhards. You. I hate liars. Curfews. The morning after, and who you find laying next to you. When you hold back, just say it. I'd rather hear it from you then some hooch, so c’mon and hurt me. Punk-o-rama 8. Being the black sheep. Change, and having to leave my comfort zone, I don't adjust well. How all my friends are turning into meth/coke heads. When people give up on me. People with themselves on their friends list. The ever growing list of my friends getting knocked up. Drama, find something else to make a soap opera of. **** parents. Hmmm... they censored it, thats lame. Please make all the Avril wannabe's and 15 year old "thugs" stop... Good Charlotte... gross