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BASICS

Height:164 cm - 168 cm (5'5" - 5'6")
Birthday:March 31, 1990
Sexual Orientation:Heterosexual
Dating:Single
Living Situation:Living with parents/relatives
Location:British Columbia, Canada
Join Date:10:43am | May 25, '07
Profile Updated:01:39pm | Jul 20, '08
Last Active:05:47pm | Dec 20, '10

INTERESTS

Movies:Comedy, Horror, Teen
Animals/Pets:Dogs
Video Games:First person shooter, Fighting, Racing, Sports
Cars:Drag Racing, Nascar, Tuning
Music:Country, Hip-Hop, Rock
Sports:Badminton, Basketball, BMX, Bowling, Car racing, Fishing, Football (American), Golf, Hockey, Lacrosse, Paintball, Rugby, Snowboarding, Hacky-sack, Snowmobiling
Activities:Drinking, Driving, Partying, Poker
Musical Instruments:Kit Drums
Outdoor:Camping, Fishing, Going to the beach, Hunting

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Matt hogan

BLONDE'S

A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"