Hello, I am Michael Cressey. I go to HJ cody in sylvan lake.


Ya Ima total pimp.















man i luv these things\

Brett Nixey and Michael Cressey walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

so ive always wondered y my balls shrink wen its cold
now thanx to Kyle Douglas Ledgerwood Davis i now know
It would be hard to get a boner with ice on ur nuts. Plus, if your nuts were constantly cold your testes wouldn't perform spermatogenesis because to produce sperm the seminiferous tubules in your testicles need to be a certain temperature only a couple degrees below body temperature.That would explain the sack that they are hanging in. This makes sure that they are always a couple degrees lower than body temperature. This also explains why your sack shrinks under cold temperatures, only to bring the balls closer to the body for warmth.

The body is an amazing thing, Michael... Amazing!

That's my biology clip if the week.


Yup, I wouldn't be suprised if the body actually adapts to bringing the balls back into the abdomen through the inguinal canals for warmth. After all, that's where the testes (known as "gonads" in the early stages of life - Note: gonads can become ovaries or testes depending on X or Y chromosomes in the embryo) come from anyways.

Did you know that there is this thing called an inguinal hernia that guys get when they lift something really heavy? It's caused by so much pressure that their intestines ACTUALLY get pushed down into their sack through the inguinal canal. Sick eh? All the doctor does is push the intestines back up into the abdomen with their fingers and then sew the inguinal canal up. There would definatly be no sexual contact for a long time after that, along with no lifting of heavy objects!

One of my favorite quotes would have to be the masterpiece Brett Nixey told me:
"your lucky some of my pimpness has rubbed off on u, or id be a pimpempire, A total monarchy of all the hoes. and no one could ever touch them. then i would get killed because hoes cant fight and other gangs would make a colilation against me"

Fuck this kid is funny
The REAL Brett Nixey says:
IM going to be..
The REAL Brett Nixey says:
CHILd Molester
The REAL Brett Nixey says:
And my punch line is going to be HIt em before the hair does!


Sprinting
girls
football
basketball
soccer
dirt biking
skiing
Umm
Workin out too thats cool, im ripped.
makin fun of people on msn


Yah Michael Vicks pretty sweet


So Justin Gatlins kinda fast. Almost as fast as me

Me - 10
Corina - 0
Yah i totally own you

..ash*: says:
ok im naked.
..ash*: says:
i want u both naked in bed with me
hahah wat can i say. its wat i do

The REAL Brett Nixey says:
DUDE i get my phone back tomorro
The REAL Brett Nixey says:
w
The REAL Brett Nixey says:
Fuckin eh
Cressey says:
sweet deal
Cressey says:
brianne bought u a new one?
Cressey says:
lol
The REAL Brett Nixey says:
No, shes just payin for it to get fixed
Cressey says:
hahahaha
Cressey says:
watta wanker
The REAL Brett Nixey says:
Yeah
The REAL Brett Nixey says:
65 bucks
The REAL Brett Nixey says:
haha
Cressey says:
hahahah
Cressey says:
man thats 64 bucks 50 cents more than she makes in a nite
Cressey says:
ur gonna bankrupt her
LMAO

Brianne "There is no immortality, but the memory that is left in the minds of men" says:
u never could i was always faking

Brianne says:
and she isnt half man
Brianne says:
its like an eighth
Sept ill leave it to ur imaginations to fiure out who she was talking about...

CoUrTnEy*\.^*Q.U.E.E.N*^. says:
and she wats you to get drunk lol, cause thats when you are the easyest to take atvantage of........muhahhaahha.. aweseome eh
Man im a pimp

~*~ YoU GOt mY bOdY LIt uP LikE thE MOon, WaY to PreSuAsiVE,i CAn'T tAkE iT, Im So CauGhT Up iN YoU ~*~ says:
im srry that i didnt want to look at your nudes
We all have our bad days

SsChmale*~
- Online -
Age: 25
yeah i herad he was a skid so i will make cressey come with me when i bitch him out...so u know if he attacks me i will hide behind him....
hahahhaha yah figures shed hide behind me, im pretty much tough

Cressey says:
sept just cuz ur a girl dont mean me and nixey are gonna put clothes on
*[Ste]phanie.... says:
haha k me niether....

~*SsChmale*~
- Online -
Age: 16
AHHHHHHH
OMG WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
AHHHHHHHH
HEROIN???????
IT KILLS BABYS!!!!!

FUCK!!!!!
ITS ALL ABOUT THE CRACK
spaz, lol

Stephanie Schmale is one of the coolest people ever born

Rachel says:
y do u want to?
Cressey says:
ummm i dont have any reasoning behind wat i do
Cressey says:
i just burn the shit outa peole
Rachel says:
lol ya, ur so cool u don't nede to justify ur actions with a reason


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Courtney.Schmale..pimp.

COOLEST KIDS EVER
myself
Jevne
Calder
Nixey
Kyle

Ugly people
fat people (sept lawrence hes a pimp)
ugly fat people
ugly fat annoying people
ugly fat annoying stupid people...You get my point.
GAY PEOPLE!!!!

Girls who say there really fat when really there like super skinny and good looking, man that annoys the piss outa me