The Adventures of Pat and Brett and Crack Baby, of course
Pat: Did you bring the Drugs?
Brett: I believe so.
Pat: You *believe* so? You *believe* so? What the fuck does that mean? You either did, or you didn't!
Brett: Then I did.
Pat: Are you sure?
Brett: [shakes his head, no]
[a pause]
Pat: [explodes into a rampage] Fuck! Motherfucking shit! Do you fucking know how fucking stupid you are? Shit! Fuck!
[he calms down just as quickly and suddenly as he started]
Pat: It's not your fault, you were born that way.
Pat: I'll be back before you can say Blueberry pie.
Brett: Blueberry pie.
Pat: OK, maybe not that fast...
Pat:Why did you pick that car? Thats a gay car!
Brett: You picked that one to.
Pat:... Shut up.
Kozel: Dude come check out my space ship
Stecyk: Woah whered you get it
Kozel: I dunno its just 2 tables with hyper speed
Stecyk: Duuuuuuude
Kozel: To infinity, and beyond! (shakes tables)
Kozel: *makes gay face*
Stecyk: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH*spits out what he is drinking, almost out the nose*
Pat: What are you doing?
Kozel: Im trying to use my boob powers to lift off the table
Pat: Thats stupid it will never work
Kozel: *almost falls off table*
Stecyk:*almost spits chicken fingers out laughing*
Stecyk: Ok I'm going on the bridge rails
Kozel: Kay I'll go on the far one
*Kozel and Stecyk both jump up, Kozel falls off hits his head on the other rail, falls down*
Kozel: I diddnt spill the drink!
Stecyk: *Falls off laughing*
So its haloween stecyk n jd zoomn, beals dun know that
Kozel: *comes up dancing in his trippy ass costume*
Stecyk & Jd: woah man
Beals: dude this would be so trippy if you were on mush
Stecyk & Jd: *looks at eachother and laugh
Kozel: *goes up to some kids dancing*
More to come....Im sure of it
After a long hard day at school you have to chill with your best buddy. As great as it sounds it is so PACK A BOWL
this FUCKER allways wins the FUCKING skiing game
spiders scare the shit out of me
THIS IS WHAT I LIKE
(paint}
Intoxicated pictures are the best
music
The World Is Run By Buisnessmen
ina smoke filled room
hows it going then aha aha aha aha aha aha aha
its not going at all
weve got no more gigs
you allways knew it could be better
but you never thought it would end
it only happens cuz of (something)
all the money they spend
on david bowie lps
when i told her we were leaving
she smoked a cigarrette and sighed
one last band before we go home
she said she loved me then she died
it dosent happen like this
so you allways get what you paid for
but the end is allways all the same
you loose everything you allways wanted
cuz you couldnt afford to pay
all a smoke filled room contains
the type of people with no aims
apology something something
sing brother sing we got no more gigs
sing brother sing
we got no more gigs
sing brother sing
we got no more gigs
sing brother sing brother sing brother sing brother sing brother sing brother
siiing we got no more gigs
Robot Rock, Alive, Revolution 909, Technologic, Human After All, Aerodynamic, Around The World, One More Time, Rolln' & Scratchn', Vietnam, Harder Better Faster Stronger, Teachers, Robot Love
Last Living Souls, Kids With Guns, Dare, Clint Eastwood, Tomorrow Comes Today, Rock The House, Punk, Dirty Hary, Feel Good Inc.
Bitches Aint Shit, Gin And Juice, The Next Episode, Rat-Tat-Tat-Tat, Still Dre
Straight Outta Compton, Boyz In The Hood, Dope Man, Express Yourself, Fuck The Police, Gangsta Gangsta, Hello, Niggaz 4 Life, Natural Born Killaz
Dont Push, Slow Ride, Waiting For My Ruca. Smoke Two Joints, Date Rape, Rivers Of Babylon, Steady B Loop Dub, Pool Shark, Steppin Razor, Greatest Hits, Free Loop Dub, Saw Red, Work That We Do, Cisco Kid, STP, Boss DJ, I Dont Care To Much For Reggae Dub, All You Need, Garden Grobe, What I Got, Wrong Way, Same In The End, April 26,1992(miami), Santeria, Seed, Jail House, Pawn Shop, Under My Voodoo, Get Ready, Caress Me Down, Summertime, Trenchtown Rock, 40oz. To Freedom, Were Only Gonna Die For Our Own Arrogance, 5665 Thats My Number/Ball And Chain, Badfish, Lets Go Get Stoned, New Thrash, Scarlet Begonias, Live At E's, D.J's, Chica Me Tipo, Right Back, What Happened, New Song, Ebin, Hope, KRS-One, Rivers Of Babylon
dedicated to the only punk kid in beaumont
=| hey hey hey smoke weed every day=>
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Hehehehehehehahahahaha
Yeah, it's me again...
So check it out - ladies, not gentlemen
Drop your draws, come and sit
And let's get into this yeah ..
Easily I'm aproachin'
There ain't no jokin'
When the pussy holes are open
Ready to fuck until my dick is raw
Yo! the muthafuckin' devil son of law
Peter Peter, the pussy eater
Now it's the E, the mothafuckin' pussy beater
And I'm a quick-up trick-up up a quid to trick up the bitch
So come here bitch and lick up the lick up the lick up the dick
Now how many nuts would it take for me,
To let that bitch graduate to lesson 3, let's see...
[Splash Splash ..]
Ah you can see I straight wax that ass
Back up bitch unless you want nut in your eye
I never never ever ever seen a bitch cry
Nut 1, nut 2 nut 4 5 6
I lost the 3rd nut in the mix - fuck it!
Hey yo yella boy, let's rewind it!
6 5 4 nut 3 is up
Gimme that gimme that gimme that nut
You wanna feel the dick baby try your luck
Because the E likes to fuck fuck fuck yo
I get 'em stuck-on and get the fuck on
Give 'em a dick to roam and tell 'em thanks for the pussy hole
I find 'em fuck 'em and flee you know
But before I d.o'
Yo, I take a ho' to the hotel
To the motel
To the holiday inn
Yo, if that bitch start fuckin' up [what's you do?]
I'll just fuck her friend ...
Ah Dr. Dre [what up?] , my mellow [yo]
It's on you, so whatcha gonna do?
Well, it's on and on and on and on
Yo the beat don't stoppin' 'till the break o' dawn
Yo, every bitch I know they wanna get with me
The mothafuckin' notorious D-R-E
Spit game at a bitch while a nigga's around
And you know most ho's knows not to clown
'Cause if a bitch tries to diss me
What the fuck I lick her
I smack the bitch up and shoot the nigga that's with her
That's the kind of nigga that you're listenin' to
Talk to you for a minute get my dick in you .. yo
NOW EVERY SINGLE BITCH GOT A PRICE TO PAY
UP ON THE DICKS OF N.W.A
I find 'em fuck 'em and flee you know
But before I d.o'
Yo, I take a ho' to the hotel
To the motel
To the holiday inn [say what??!]
If that bitch start fuckin' up, yo
I'll just fuck her friend ...
Now M.C. REN [what up] my mellow [a check it out] it's on you so what
The fuck you're gonna do?
Now gather 'round yo
And check it out yo
And all the bitches come and suck up all my balls yo
And take a ticket to play with it like a slicky
So put your lips on my big chocolate twinkie
And you swallow all the nut
If you bitches are smart
To make my dick pop up like a pop-chart
But after I nut I might leave you
But first I must decieve you, because bitch I don't need you
And don't say that you love me too
'Cause if I turn my back you would fuck the whole crew
You're nothin' but a stank ho' tryin' to take my bank ho'
So I have to let you know ..
At a hotel
And a motel
And a holiday inn [say what??!]
Because if that bitch starts fuckin' up yo, I'll just fuck her friend ..
Some come up and some come young
Live to love and give good tongue
Sit down get down in the sun
Rocket to the woman is on the one
I like dirt
I like dirt
I like dirt
I like dirt
The earth is made of dirt and wood
And I'd be water if i could
Live in a dream
In your stream
Live in a dream
Some come up and some come young
Live to love and give good tongue
Sit down get down in the sun
Rocket to the woman is on the one
I like dirt
I like dirt
I like dirt
I like dirt
Some come slow and overload
Must roll over when you're told
Let's unzip and let's unfold
Aletter to the pet better get it to go
I like dirt
I like dirt
I like dirt
Space is made of everything
And I'd be fire that I bring
Live in a dream
In your spring
Live in a dream
Some come slow and overload
Must roll over when you're told
Let's unzip and let's unfold
A letter to the pet better get it to go
I like dirt
I like dirt
I like dirt
I like dirt
Some come up and some come young
Live to love and give good tongue
Sit down get down in the sun
Rocket to the woman is on the one
I like dirt
I like dirt
I like dirt
I like dirt
Some come up and some come young
Live to love and give good tongue
Sit down get down in the sun
Rocket to the woman is on the one
mickey mouse is dead got kicked in the head
cuz people got to serious, they planned out what they said
they couldnt take the fantisy, try to accept reality
analyze the laughs, cuz pleasure comes in halves
the purity of comedy they have to take it seriously
change the words around, try to make it look profound
the comedian is on stage, hes takn for a wage
the critics think hes great, but their laughter turns to hate
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
and joel has the best nipple twisters