10 reasons to date a snowboarder:
#1. we're used to being on our feet ALL day
#2. we can take pain
#3. we like to be on top of what we're riding
#4. we like to try new positions while riding
#5. regular or goofy, snowboarders know what position is best for them and what they're riding
#6.we can multitask
#7.we're used of riding rough
#8.we don't mind exploring bush and backsides
#9. we like to get wet
#10.we like to get dirty
to all the weed that I've smoked,
yo this blunt's for you
to all the people I've offended,
yeah fuck you too
to all the friends I use to have,
i miss my past
but the rest of you assholes can kiss my ass
for all the drugs that I've done,
yo I'm still gonna do
to all the people I've offended,
ya fuck you too
every time I reminisce,
yo I miss my past
but I still don't give a fuck,
yall can kiss my ass .
A recent study shows that 92% of young adults have turned emo.Repost this if you are one of the 8% who are still gangster as fuck.
Top 10 Reasons To Date A Baseball Player:
1. They Have GREAT Hands
2. They’re used to scorin no matter what base they’re on
3. THEY HAVE TREMENDOUS ENDURANCE
4. They always use a glove
5. They don’t stop till the job is done and there is always extra innings
6. They never strike out
7. They like to touch every base carefully
8. They swing BIG sticks
9. They take the extra base if they can
10. They slide into home REALLY HARD
DJ SPIN THAT SHIT
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(You MUST read them out loud)
>1) That's not right .......................... Sum Ting Wong
>2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
>3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
>4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk
>5) Small Horse ............................... Tai Ni Po Ni
>6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan
>7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin ni
>8] I think you need a face lift .............. Chin Tu Fat
>9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim
>10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching?
>11) This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah King
>12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao?
>13) Staying out of sight ..................... Lie Ying Lo
>14) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka
>15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu
>16) Great .................................... Fa Kin Su Pa