There was a rusian man that found a bottle on the street and he rubbed the bottle and a genie appeared. The genie said he would grant him one wish then the rusian man said he would think about it then left for work
*****The Next Day******
The man returned and said he wanted endless vodka to come out of his private so the genie said ur wish is my command and then after that the rusian man went to work went to the washroom and then peed in a cup tasted the pee and it tasted like vodka so when he got home he said honey get two cups we r having vodka tonight the next night he is like honey get one cup. then the wife asks did u run out of vodka then he says no u r drinking out of the bottle tonight