Nexopia is just about the lamest shit ever created by the money-grubbing, commerce-loving hounds of society. If you would like to make money in a technologically evolving world, at least make a condusive contribution back. Kids in high school come on here and post their photos of their underaged boozing, thinking they're hot shit when in all reality all that means is when they turn 19 there's nothing genuine to celebrate. Clubs aren't as exciting. Pub brawls seem less abrasive.
As these nymphs (and nymphos) teeter on the brink of voting, drinking, owning property, having babies and all the rest, the rest of society shudders as the cusp of adulthood draws nearer and frankly, all I can do is sit back and tell the joke..

"There was a brown guy, an asian guy and a black guy all standing on a roof.."

Except I'll say:

"There was a sophomore, a freshman and a junior.."

Then again, I'm a member of Facebook, which is basically a Nexopia-for-University-Students.. remind me, why am I on here again?
Oh, wait.. because of underaged boys, and I'm totally a coug.

Alison.
21.
07-21-85.
BNS '03.
SFU 'XX. English major / Bio minor.
Boo Crew: 4 year relationship.



I like life, sometimes I even love it.
Then sometimes I loathe it, but I always live it up.

If you make me laugh on a regular basis,
If we can throw pervy jokes at each other,
If we can quote The Office and if you know what it means to Schrute it up,
We can be friends
And I will make you cupcakes
..with hearts on them.
We'll do crosswords and bring each other fruit snacks.

I'm lucky enough to ride one of the best mountains in the world. You'll catch me up at Blackcomb every single week, snuggled into the powder pockets on the left side of Seventh Heaven. Say hi, I have the most obnoxious jacket ever - and it plays music. You can't miss it, and why would you want to?

I'm happy-go-lucky and the best part is when you live like that, everything eventually comes your way.