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06:27am | May 26, '07 |
Comments(1)Dear Cinnamon Buns,
Why does your glaze always satisfy? And how do you roll yourself so tight?
I really like rolling my ankles in a purposeful and not accidental way. It makes the way
you stand so much more fun. It's like adding a lemon twist to your drink, and then when you realize
you're drinking espresso you're like "Eww gross! why did I do that? Oh yeah! Spicing up life!!!"
and suddenly the fact that your $4.38 drink from Higher Ground is now tainted and the girl
behind the counter is curious as to why you asked for lemon juice and now her bike chain is broken
and you suggest that she go get it fixed at Bow Cycle, but you're worried you'll get too gushy when you suggest it
and you open up that pack of gushers and offer the other customers ones but no one wants one!
Why not?!?!?!
I think it'd be far more fun to write a pirate musical like Keith and Chad and Evan than to
write this melodramatic foster-child-murder script!
Tennis can be glamorized. This is demonstrated by the movie "Wimble