Before I introduce myself, let's get one thing straight...I will NOT strip for you on cam...so don't even bother asking...I am NOT nor will i ever be a whore like most of the other girls on here or anywhere for that matter have an EXCELLENT day boys


I get complete and utter joy out of making fun of people and being mean. If this offends you I am terribly sorry


I'm Sara...don't ever spill my drink and we'll be good.



One day you'll wake up and realize how much you care for me...and when that day comes I'll wake up next to the guy who already knew




oh and by the way...



Babe. Stu- me [lovE].You.lOng.tiime...



Keep talking shit! You're making me famous![/color][/size]


If you piss me off girls, I WILL cut off your hair [/font][/color]















The Girl who seemed unbreakable; Broke
The Girl who seemed Strong; Crumbled
The Girl who seemed to Laugh It Off; Cried
The Girl who seemed to NeverStopTrying; Finally gave up
The Girl who seemed to NeverMoveOn; Moved on








Shawn<3 R.I.P






There's gotta be more to life than chasing down every temporary high to satisfy me

My favourite movie.....



A wise girl kisses but doesnt love;
listens but doesnt believe;
and leaves before she is left.. "

- Marilyn Monroe



Angie Dickinson





I hate bitches but I love mine...






















<---WINNIPEG!my homeland









This may very well be my long lost twin^

*The overuse of the word drama. And people that say I'm so sick of drama. Guess what? It's never gonna go away so start dealing with it. High school or not it never goes away. Wanna get married? Still not gonna go away! Unfortunately that's our screwed up world kids! Accept it.

~How the bus is full of degenerates and delinquents. And how the fat old lady who literally smells like a cat's litterbox has to sit RIGHT beside me

*How the litterbox lady sits 5 seats away from me yet I can still distinctly smell litterbox EW

~How everybody and their dog, cat and frog has a picture of themselves on the phone. SWEET! You have a phone! And you're talking on it? OMG I must try to be as cool as you! There's CLEARLY not even anybody on the line anyways

*People who sing along to songs and say the wrong words and then argue about it when they are corrected and force me to e-mail them the correct lyrics:D

~My boyfriends stupid ex-girlfriends...like I said...if you piss me off, I'm gonna cut off your hair

*Stupid biblets that try to repeatedly fuck my boyfriend I know you understand English so when I say fuck off I don't understand why you don't

~When the guys steal my sunglasses and then I don't remember where they went...SO annoying ahem matt e and ruman

*WHEN PEOPLE SPELL MY NAME WITH AN H!!! IT"S SARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~People who bump into me and spill my drink...WATCH YOUR CLUMSY DRUNKEN FLAILING ARMS, and keep them the HELL away from my drink you ridiculous drunkass...my drink is not yours for the spilling so have some courtesy and use your words...not your hands...because i'm pretty sure your story really isn't that good...and even if it is...mine's better....HA!

*People who are always mad for no apparent reason or get really angry over really dumb things...take some drugs...seriously it'll help.

~That when I'm taking a sip of my drink and amy makes me laugh so hard that I'm dying on her couch coughing and trying desperately to breathe before I die

*How I'm so bitter

~How 3 guys had to ruin it for the rest of you....I want to apologize in advance to the guys i'm going to be a bitch to because of the three assholes

*First and foremost....cheaters...cheating is the worst and most wrong thing you could ever do to someone...if you're going to cheat then why are you in a relationship? you're obviously not ready to be mature and commited so don't get involved so you don't end up breaking someone's heart and ruining their life...it's quite simple...i HATE cheaters....

~How a girl can't walk down the street with some disgusting greasy guy most likely over the age of 40 checking her out...it just really wants to make me cry and vomit...blah...thats disgusting...like i understand that maybe their wife doesn't put out anymore but what do they get from checking out girls young enough to be their daughter? Like really all they're doing is making me absolutely disgusted....ew yuck sick i really wanna puke (PS. black car guy...have a shower and get a haircut...the eighties ended 16 years ago)

*Guys with girlfriends that message me. You are ridiculous. You are ridiculous because #1. You are trying to get with me over the internet. #2. You have a girlfriend. If you are tempted to do so...then do your girlfriend a favor and dump her so that she does not have to put up with pathetic losers like you. If you do this then don't have a girlfriend you idiot it's as simple as that.

~Guys that like to fuck with ur head...right after you've gotten out of a relationship and don't need to be fucked around...

*emo kids...we hate you more than you hate yourself

~Emo kids...I'm sorry but when did become cool to be a loser? um..it didn't last time i checked being popular and pretty was still the cool thing to do so stop whining and cutting your wrists you pathetic freaks!!! what does your mother say about their son or daughter wearing black streaks down their face? you think ur gonna get a job like that?? ew grow up

~Emo Kids

*Specific ex-boyfriends...or should i say ex-boyfriend....ugh...go suck a fuckin dick u asshole!!!!!!!!!

~How unlike when i was a kid, slides and hills no longer fascinate me

*People who wear pink with red

~People who wear socks with sandals.

*When someone says they want to get to know you better before devoting themselves to a relationship but put no effort whatsoever into actually spending time or talking to get to know you and expect you to only be their weekend girlfriend

~Effin high school soap opera bullsh!t

*People who do not believe in giving second chances

~Temptation

*Awkward next-day encounters with the person from last nite lol

~Stuck up snobby bitches

*Perverted old men

~Kids

*People that are fake

*How people always judge you by looks...I'm not saying i don't do it because everyone does but there's a difference between being normal and being a shallow jackass.

~Lil preppies

*The no NHL bullshit that's going on right now.......because how many million dollars a year isn't enough for them....pff greedy bitches lol

~I really don't like kids all that much...i'm good with them... i just don't like them

*Ok now don't critisize me for stereotyping because I am entitled to my own opinion...this opinion is on punks/goths or whatever you would like to call them. I think they are honestly pathetic, every "punk" person considers every other punk person to be a poser! And if they woulda just heard me say poser they prolly woulda freaked out because poser is probably a word they came up with then stopped using it because they prolly claimed to have invented it and then others started using it and god forbid they conform to society. And then there are the goth people who get upset because they get into an argument with their mother over what to have for dinner and consider it as omg my parents hate me...nobody loves me...so I'm gonna go slit my wrists to some Good Charlotte(boy band dressed as goths) I really do have to agree in saying...YOU'RE ALL THE SAME!!!! whether you realize it or not isn't the point...get over yourself grow up and realize life isn't about how many wristbands u can fit onto one arm to be more cool then the person with the locker next to you. I think that all of the people that fit under this category should grow up, get a life, and take a real look around there's kids in africa who don't have any supper let alone parents. (Or black nail polish for that matter)


~I hate it when guys with girlfriends tell you they have a crush on you but they have a girlfriend. Like what the fork am I supposed to make of that? Um....thanx buddy?

*Those stupid feminist bitches who were like we wanna work we wanna vote!!.....fuck that i'd way rather stay home and bake pies all day!!!

~Bisexuals - i think bisexuals are people that are just really ugly and desperate so they will go for either sex, or i think they are just attention seeking girls who want guys to think they're cool by doing stuff with other chicks

*I really really really do not like clowns or spiders or grasshoppers or bees or wasps or anything that has the power to sting or bite me...if i see any of those things...i usually cry haha

~The fact that my dislikes list is longer than my likes list

*How all the good rappers are dead

~Bitchy customers who think they know everything and still pretend they know everything even after you've proved them wrong and set them straight

*Stupid little 12 year old badasses

~Suspense...not knowing whats gonna happen...what's gonna be a waste of time

*When you know you're getting a surprise and you have to wait for it

~Being taken advantage of

*people that add me before asking my permission