![[H]ayden. - 19, Male, Canada](http://images.nexopia.com/gallerylandscapemini/2/2371458/6.jpg "[H]ayden. - 19, Male, Canada"){kind=small}
Just ask me!!!!!!!!!!!
IM FROM RUSSIARUSSIARUSSIA
RUSSIAN VODKA FOREVER!!!!!!!!!
I'm that star up in the sky
I'm that mountain peak up high
Hey I made it,
I'm the world's greatest
And I'm that little bit of hope
When my back's against the ropes
I can feel it
I'm the world's greatest
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
10 reasons why you should date a soccer player:
1. We can do it 90 minutes straight in 11 different positions
2. We’re used 2 scoring big and taking pain
3. We love the grass
4. We’ll make u scream 4 more
5. Getting sweaty and dirty is no problem
6. Skill and moves are definite
7. We'll play anywhere and anytime
8. we play well with others
9. Kicking ass is the same as smacking it
10. We’re always on the top of the game
~*~11 reasons to date a rugby player~*~
1. They know how to kick it
2. They are used 2 scoring
3. They dont mind getting a litle... dirty
4. They'll make u scream 4 more
5. Sweating is no problem
6. Skill is definite
7. They'll play anywhere and anytime
8. They'll can go for 90 minutes in at least 15 different positions
9. Kicking ass is the same as smacking it
10. There always are on the top
11.We can tackle any size that comes our way
JUST FOR FUN:
Mickey mouse and Minnie mouse are in a heated courtroom lawsuit.
The judge takes his seat and calls Mickey up and says, "From what I hear, people say your suing Minnie because she is sillY????"
"No" replies Mickey, "I'm suing her because she is fUcking goofy"
As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped,
"Didn't you get my E-mail?"
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions
Officer: What's 2 + 2?
Blonde: Ummm... 4!
Officer: What's the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummm... 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummm... I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job.
The blonde replies excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"
Why Men Are Happier Than Women!
1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. The world is our urinal.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
Funny Questions:
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would
be if it didn't zigzag?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards
is Naive?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
