The Blow, The Pills, The Yack, The Herb
"If beer has never touched your lips, you've never packed a
lip or dropped the mitts.... chances are you're not a hockey player; if you are, you're
not a very good one"
-Todd Bertuzzi
1. When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn’t push himself up. He pushes the Earth down
2. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
3. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.
4. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he’s never cried
6. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
7. The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn’t kill you in your sleep.
8. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
9. Chuck Norris does not sleep… he waits.
10. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
LUCKY # SEVEN
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"If beer has never touched your lips, you've never packed a
lip or dropped the mitts.... chances are you're not a hockey player; if you are, you're
not a very good one"
-Todd Bertuzzi
1. When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn’t push himself up. He pushes the Earth down
2. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
3. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.
4. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he’s never cried
6. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
7. The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn’t kill you in your sleep.
8. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
9. Chuck Norris does not sleep… he waits.
10. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
LUCKY # SEVEN
7,777 Hits
The definition of Man
This is what I live for