Hi.. First of my name's Jon, JC, or Suny.. so chose 1 to call me.. I suppose if im gonna have to tell you about me then im just gonna type what iv been up to recently.. Ok first off..

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(Friday Night)

I was out with my m8s one night and met this girl called Lucy... I really liked her so i asked for her number so i could call her sometime... (Lucy gave me it)...

(Saturday Morning)

Woke up saturday morning and decided to call Lucy.. Lucy answered her phone and after talking about random conversation's I asked her if she would like to come out for some food and a few drinks.. She aggred and we made arrangement's for saturday night...

(Saturday Night)

Me and Lucy went for a meal but to cut a long story short we ended up in a night club were we met up with or friend's.. Lucy went for a chat with her friend's and I did the same.. Moment's later I looked over to Lucy and some guy was standing there talking to her.. Well what was I supposed to do I no were out on a date but I carn't stop her from talking right.. So im standing there and Lucy face's her friend's to talk.. This guy that was talking to her is standing behind her pointing to her ass showing his mate's making like squeezing motion's with his hand's.. lol!! (Im not stalking Lucy or anything) but 10min's later this guy's tapping on her shoulder and she's just ignoring him.. So that's when i decided to go over and see if she was ok.. I walked over and kissed her on the cheek.. she looked at me and smiled *sipping on a orange reef thro a straw*.. And this cocky guy put's his hand on my shoulder and spin's me around to face him asking me if I had a problem... ''YEA''!! lol!! no i said.. As Lucy was turning around to see what was going on this guy asked me if i new Lucy.. Lucy jumped in and said yes he's my boyfriend.. *woo hoo i was thinking go girl you tell him*.. lol!! and this guy just tuted and walked away.. I thort far play to the guy.. Nice try he failed and accepted it and walked away not many people would do that.. So Lucy looked at me and asked what i thort about being her boyfriend.. I said ''Yea id love too'' and placed my hand into her's... (So we went to find the rest of are friend's and sat down next to them) Later on that night Lucy needed to go to the toilet so she did and I was watching her going up the stairs thinking how much I liked her... Then this cocky guy start's walking up the stairs behind her.. Well I never thort anything of it and took another drink of my Budweiser... not long later I got a message on my phone off Lucy saying [That creepy guy's outside the toilets.. could you come up and meet me please} So I went up to the toilets to meet her.. when I got outside the toilet's she walked thro the toilet door's as she could see me thro the glass.. and this cocky guy grab's her by the wrist.. So I went over and ask him to let go.. you no im not a violent guy other wise i would of just smacked him there and then.. Now this guy let go and punched me straight in the mouth.. and I gotta admit it @@@@ing hurt.. lol!!! I just looked at him and he said ''yea what ya gonna do now eh?'' I was thinking... [Well nothing yet if am gonna fight you it's not infront of Lucy incase you kick ma ass] lol!!... So I just told Lucy too walk away from it all and we went down stair's.. About 10min's later I seen this cocky guy hanging over the balcony upstairs so I decided to go up and see if he wanted to to have abother go.. as I was on my way up I decided to act as if I was scared of him so he would follow me.. Wich he did I walked stright passed him and as I passed he called me a ***.. I Just looked at him and shook abit saying sorry please dont hit me again then walked into the toilet's.. *Nice 1* he followed me in and push me as I was washing my hands.. he turned around and said ''so you dont want me to hit you again eh?'' I said ''Yea knock yourself out'' So he zipped his zipper up turned to me and said ''come on then get outside now'' my reply was ''No thank's I dont fancy a blowjow'' *Real big smerk on my face* So he swing's another puch at me.. Well I just unleashed this big right uppercut to the chin followed by a left had jab to the mouth then a right hand swing to the eye and he collapsed onto the floor.. *Stone cold knocked out* F@@K no's how I done this but I just pulled myself together and went back down stair's and sat down... My mate's asking me if I was ok because at this stage I was breathing heavy and my left fist was bleeding from were i hit his mouth asweel as my lip.. I smiled and said yea just had a fight with some guy in the toilet and knocked him out *Really big head expanding and S@@t* lol!!!.. No F@@king way said Stever's your full of S@@T said Younger jumping of there seat's running up stair's to the toilet's.. about ten min's later they came back down with a about 9 bottle's of budweiser laughing and carrying on looking at each other's phone.. They sat down passed 3 bottle's of Budweiser and 2 mobile phone's to me..''Have a look at them pic's'' said Younger.. I looked at the pic's and there was this cocky guy sitting on the toilet wearing nothing but his sock's... lmfao!!! at the time but all three of us got 3 month's (a month per person they said) probation cleaning up public toilet's after getting caught of the police three day's later...

Well that's my most remembered time from dateing girl's.. And I stress that this story is 100% true not 1 bit of a lie... Well I hope you enjoyed it...

gOiNg OuT wItH mY mAte'S

MeSsInG aRoUnD oN mA pC

BuYiNg NeW cLoThS

PlAyInG fOoTiE

gOing On HoLiDay
Thailand,
Holland,
France,
Faliraki,
Spain.

FuNnY PeOpLe WiTh A sEnCe Of HumoR
<(it doesn't hurt to laugh)>


Here's a couple of joke's for ya's


What's the difference between a police car and a porcupine?
A. Porcupines have pricks on the outside

This rabit is running along when he comes across a giraffe rolling a fat joint. He goes over to the Giraffe and says "You don't wanna do that, it's bad for you, why don't you come for a run with me?" "I suppose you're right", says the Giraffe, and they go off running together.
A short while later they come across a snake. The snake is making a line of coke and is just about to snort it when the rabbit says "You don't wanna do that, it's not good for you. Come for a run with me." The snake looks at the coke in front of him and agrees with him. So the three of them set off running (The snake is obviously not running but slithering next to them) After a while they come across a lion. The lionis hot-spooning heroin. The rabbit says "You definately don't want to do that. It's lowest of the low. Come running with us." At this point the lion jumps up and beats the **** out of the rabbit. The giraffe and snake are appaled by this attack, and ask him why the **** he did that. The lion replied, "Every time that **** is on Ecstacy he wants me to run with him!!!"

This guy suspects his wife is cheating on him. He comes home early and she meets him at the door in a bathrobe, her hair a mess. "Where is he?" he shouts. "Where's the guy who's been sleeping with you?" "I don't know what you're talking about" she says so he tears the house apart looking for this guy. Finally he's on the second floor, in the kitchen, he looks out the window and sees some guy sitting in a Volkswagen. "Aha!" he thinks, "That's the guy who's been sleeping with my wife." He's so furious he picks up the refrigerator, throws it out the window at the guy, has a heart attack and dies.

So St. Peter meets him at the gates of Heaven and asks "What are you doing here?" The guy says "Well, I knew my wife was cheating on me so I came home eartly from work, saw him sitting in his Volkswagen out on the street, threw the refrigerator at him, I had a heart attack and died." St. Peter says "You don't belong here; go to Hell." He pulls a big lever, a trap door opens up and the guy disappears.

A few minutes later another guy comes up to St. Peter at the gates of Heaven. St. Peter asks "What are you doing here?" The guy says "I don't know! I was just sitting in my Volkswagen, minding my own business, when suddenly somebody throws a refrigerator at me." St. Peter wags his finger and says "I heard about you... you go to Hell too." He pulls the lever and the guy disappears.

A few minutes later another guy comes up to St. Peter at the gates of Heaven. St. Peter asks "What are you doing here?" The guy says "I don't know! I was just sitting in a refrigerator, minding my own business..."


We'll that's it for now!!!

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