I'm Josh.I'm 17. I'm in a band. I play guitar and drums. I hate school..and uniforms. I have snakebites.Skittle are my favorite. My cat likes attacking me. I only have 3 close friends. They're all girls. I don't like when people pet my hair unless it's Jenna. I can eat more chocolate than a girl PMS-ing(so ellie says). I found out today that Dork means a whale's penis. I was born and spent most of my life in England, so I do have an accent. I can hang out every day except Saturdays, my aunt makes me do yoga with her, even though that never happens. Give me sour candy and I'll look chinese for you. When I say "LMAO," I'm actually really laughing..but my ass isn't coming off. I like sleeping. I wont tell you if you have something in your teeth. I count with my fingers. I walk with my hands in my pocket 99% of the time. Monkey bars hurt my hands.