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hdjhkfhkshsl
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10:33pm | Mar 28, '07 | Public
im so frickin artsy fartsy
 
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babyteagan
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10:35pm | Mar 04, '07 | Public
by far the cutest Evans;

 
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hyrtthftf
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12:10am | Sep 30, '06 | Public




survival of the fittest
 
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hotties?
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12:02am | Sep 30, '06 | Public

These are my favoret two people. Yep, it's true.
 
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maury
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01:06am | Apr 13, '06 | Public
"You are not the father."
 
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love.
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10:14pm | Mar 06, '06 | Public

I stare at you across the room
I see your warming face
I try to see the inside you hide
Your feelings I try to embrace

I realize as I look at you
As I just sit and stare
I can see you perfectly clear
But for some reason you're not there

I see your eyes, I see your face
But yet I can not see
Your loving inside that you had
I can't see your personality

I realize how much that you have changed
How you don't seem to care
I stare at you across the room
But yet you are not there
 
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Ponder this...
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09:12am | Mar 01, '06 | Public
Ponder this:

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
Why do "overlook" & "oversee" mean opposite things?
Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
Christmas is weird. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it"
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their ass when they ask where the bathroom is?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
 
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Juicy Fruit.
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04:17am | Feb 27, '06 | Public
Get your skis shined up,
grab a stick of Juicy fruit.
The taist is gunna move ya!
Grab a stick, pull it out.
The taist is gunna move ya
when you pop it in your mouth.
Juicy fruit is gunna move ya!
 
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Your Very First Time.
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09:23am | Jan 17, '06 | Public
It's your first time.
As you lie back your muscles tighten.
You put him off for a while searching for an excuse,
but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.
He has had more experience,
but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses;
but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him -
he's done this many times before.
His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to
give him more room for an easy entrance.
You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,
but he slowly takes his time,
wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.
As he presses closer,going deeper,
you feel the tissue give way;
pain surges throughout your body and
you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.
He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.
Your eyes are filled with tears but
you shake your head and nod for him to go on.
He begins going in and out with skill
but you are now too numb to feel him within you.
After a few moments, you feel something bursting
within you and he pulls it out of you,
you lay panting, glad to have it over.
He looks at you and smiling warmly,
tells you, with a chuckle; that you have
been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your dentist.
After all,it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.


... I can't imagine what you were thinking, you sick fuck!
 
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friends forever
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01:34am | Dec 04, '05 | Public

"el hula ganio el mexicanio style, baby"
 
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mine
09:30pm | Nov 12, '05 | Public

themostamazing
 
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White rabbit.
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06:56pm | Oct 11, '05 | Public
One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall

And here you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
To call Alice
When she was just small

When the men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving slow
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know

When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's off with her head
Remember what the dormouse said:
Feed your head
 
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Me.
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03:02am | Sep 09, '05 | Public
I Never Brush My Hair. I Wear To Much Makeup. I Hate Wearing Pants. I Wear Skirts That Are Too Short. I Spit. I Swear. I drink. I Smoke. I Talk Back. I'll Steal Your Boyfriend. I'll Steal Your Girlfriend. I Never do The Right Thing. I Bleach My Hair. I Finger Anyone Whos Looking. Im Never Serious. Im Mean. I Probally Hate You. You Probally Hate Me More. I'll Use You. I'll Abuse You. I Love sex. I Love Porn. I Wana Be In Porn. I Need To Get Laid. Im Shallow. Im Rude. I Couldn't Care Less. This Is Me. And Im Fucking Perfect. <333
 
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