SARAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm not one of those big fancy people who spend their whole time putting pictures and crap on their profiles (mind this one thing since it's myself), so it'll be a cold day in hell when you see me putting those things on mine. The things I do, I do to please myself, NOT YOU! And if they do please you then all the means to loathe me.
I was born on Friday the 13th of '89 if you think that's special, so be it. Also 1989 added together divided by 2 is 13.5, coincidence?
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Women value free spirits.
Men value bottled spirits.
- Red Green
I like what I like because I like it, not because of the hype. I don't try to be anything that I'm not, I just want to be myself, and if people can't deal with that, then that's their problem and not my own. I'm whatever stupid label you want to call me, I've been called 'goth' 'freak' 'emo' 'freak' 'poser' 'loser' 'faggot' the list goes on, it doesn't bother me, people who make fun of others only do so because they are insecure about themselves, so go ahead you shitheads. All I want to do in my life is to be who I am, do what I enjoy, and listen to the music that I enjoy, not what other people say I should listen to because it's "cool".
Now enough of that, I'm a sweet, caring guy once you get to know me, which nobody really wants to and they're all missing out. Tom Green is my idol, TLOZ is my passion, making people laugh is my purpose. Humour, comedians, stand-up, all of it; that's what's my passion; humour, let me make you laugh. But I'll tell you right now, if you can't stand Tom Green, don't even bother talking to me. I'm an amateur guitarist, keyboarder, and songwriter but I want to be a comedian. I love making flash videos
and I want to pursue a career in video advertising.
The stupidest thing I've probably ever done (while sober) was one time in winter on the way to a party I was dared to jump into a prickle bush covered in snow. The dare was to do it in the freezing cold with no shirt on, I upped the dare, I took my pants off too and did it. It was SO cold, and hurt like a bitch, but I'm used to bush-jumping.
And I want to be mummified when I die.
I was born on Friday the 13th of '89 if you think that's special, so be it. Also 1989 added together divided by 2 is 13.5, coincidence?
Women value free spirits.
Men value bottled spirits.
- Red Green
I like what I like because I like it, not because of the hype. I don't try to be anything that I'm not, I just want to be myself, and if people can't deal with that, then that's their problem and not my own. I'm whatever stupid label you want to call me, I've been called 'goth' 'freak' 'emo' 'freak' 'poser' 'loser' 'faggot' the list goes on, it doesn't bother me, people who make fun of others only do so because they are insecure about themselves, so go ahead you shitheads. All I want to do in my life is to be who I am, do what I enjoy, and listen to the music that I enjoy, not what other people say I should listen to because it's "cool".
Now enough of that, I'm a sweet, caring guy once you get to know me, which nobody really wants to and they're all missing out. Tom Green is my idol, TLOZ is my passion, making people laugh is my purpose. Humour, comedians, stand-up, all of it; that's what's my passion; humour, let me make you laugh. But I'll tell you right now, if you can't stand Tom Green, don't even bother talking to me. I'm an amateur guitarist, keyboarder, and songwriter but I want to be a comedian. I love making flash videos
and I want to pursue a career in video advertising.The stupidest thing I've probably ever done (while sober) was one time in winter on the way to a party I was dared to jump into a prickle bush covered in snow. The dare was to do it in the freezing cold with no shirt on, I upped the dare, I took my pants off too and did it. It was SO cold, and hurt like a bitch, but I'm used to bush-jumping.
And I want to be mummified when I die.
Other places..
Deviantart: swolleneyes
Myspace: iamnottomgreen
WOLF'S FUCKIN PARTIES!!! 
