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i Love my cabin in merritt and all of the memories that lie with it those times i spend up there are the best times in my life and they always will ...the best gettaway place in the whole world..cuz i hate the city
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Trailer Park Boys is the best show ever!!!!



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SEX~
Sex is a sensation~
Caused by temptation~
When a man's foundation~
Enters a women's separation~
To build a population~
For world domination~
Do you get my conversation~
Or would you like a demonstration~

Eight Words with two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-___expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest ___expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

AND

He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said . . ..... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . . .. I would but you're never there.

He said . ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said .. .. They don't have time

He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.

He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends.

She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.

He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.


The Guitars I Would Like To Get........and get away from my damn fender




I am 30% addicted to Porn. <a href="http://seanism.com/addiction/porn.php">What about you?</a>

10 reasons why you should date a Rugby player

1. We can do it 60 minutes straight in 15 different positions
2. We’re used to scoring big and taking pain
3. We love the grass
4. Getting sweaty and dirty is no problem
5. Skill and moves are definite
6. We'll play anywhere and anytime
7. we play well with others
8. We’re always on the top of the game
9. We know when to take charge
10. We also know when to play rough
















54%idiot
55%white trash
41%hippie
30%asshole
43%evil genious
49%grunge
29%raver
42%metal head
19%emo
4%geek

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Women's English:

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We Need = I Want...
5. I Am Sorry = You'll Be Sorry
6. Sure, Go Ahead = You Better Not
7. We Need To Talk = You're In Trouble
8. Do What You Want = You Will pay For This Later
9. I Am Not Upset = Of Course I Am Upset, You MORON !
10. You're Certanily Attentive Tonight = Is Sex All You Ever Think About?

Men's English:

1. I Am Hungry = I Am Hungry
2. I Am Sleepy = I Am Sleepy
3. I Am Tired = I Am Tired
4. Nice Dress = Nice Cleavage!
5. I Love You = Let's Have Sex Now
6. I Am Bored = Do You Want To Have sex
7. May I Have This Dance? = I'd Like To Have Sex With You
8. Can I Call You Sometime? = I'd Like To Have Sex With You
9. Do You Want To Go To A Movie? = I'd LikeTo Have Sex With You
10. Can I Take You Out To Dinner? = I'd Like To ave Sex With You
11.I Don't Think Those Shoes Go With That Outfit = I'm Gay

Your.Ecko.Jeans...$65.
Ur.G-Unit.Shirt...$40.
Yo ur.Airforces...$130.
Your.Bling.Bling...$250.
Realizing.ur.white...Priceless

>Subject: Monkey in a Tree -

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded friend." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and that he's going to get a drink from the river. At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side. He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained how his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in. The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!
The Monkey looks down and says "FUUUUUCK, DUDE....... how much water did you drink?"

You Know You're "hardcore" When....
1) You Wear G-Unit ppearal
2) Your Email/Msn Name Has "Thug" In It
3) U Tawlk lyke dis, homy
4) You Ball People "N iggers"
5) You Butcher The English Language
6) You're Clothes Are 5 Sizes Too Big
7) You Listen To Hardcore Gangster Rap Like Justin Timberlake and Shawn Desman
8 ) You ReferTo The Police As "Po Po's"


Natasha Because She Is My Sexy Grade 7 Lover:P[/color]







26 THINGS TO DO IN A ELEVATOR!!

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them
on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After
a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day
been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8)Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to
play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency
procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in
horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then
announce, "I have new socks on".
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space
hahaha i dont know who came up with that but its funny try it sometime!




Jessica Alba


THE DUKES OF HAZZARD BEST MOVIE NIGGAH

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