A black man went into a coffee shop and he was the only black person there
and a white man wishpered to him theres no colored people aloud here.
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK,"
When I grew up I was BLACK,"
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,"
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,"
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,"
When I die I'll be BLACK."
But you sir."
When you were born you're pink,"
When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
And when you die you turn purple."
And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away