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04:45am | Jun 15, '05 |
Comments(1)I OBVIOUSLY FORGOT MOST OF THEM...
“In tennis, 30-love does NOT mean an orgy!”
Sam Blonde and Tanya Brunette!
“Join the TWIT club!”
“Happy Birthday Tanya…again.”
“Hey look I found a pen… OH NO SHE’S DEAD!!!”
“You are sooo obese…you are the fattest person I know…fatso!!!”
“Russify me!”
“Hello, I’m an obese fat cow and I need a health plan…”
“85!!!”
*points to crotch* “I said NO!”
Tanya:I saved your life you owe me a dollar!
Sam:Wtf no you didn't you just pushed me onto the street!
Tanya:Nooo I pushed you out of the way of that gutter.
"I'll give you joe blings number if you give me yours!"