I am Colby.

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How long how long Will I slide
Seperate my side I don't
I don't believe its bad
Slitting my throat
it's all I ever

I heard your voice through a photograph
I thought it up it brought up the past
Once you know you can never go back
I've got to take it on the otherside

Centuries are what it meant to me
A cemetery where I marry the sea
Stranger things have never changed my mind
I gotta take it on the otherside
Take it on the otherside
Take it on
Take it on

How long, how long Will I slide
Seperate my side I don't
I don't believe its bad
Slitting my throat
it's all I ever

Pour my life into a paper cup
The ashtray's full and I'm spilling my guts
She want's to know am I still a slut
I've got to take it on the otherside

Scarlet starlet and she's in my bed
A candidate for a soul mate bled
Push the trigger and pull the thread
I've got to take it on the otherside
Take it on the otherside
Take it on
Take it on

How long, how long Will I slide
Seperate my side I don't
I don't believe its bad
Slitting my throat
it's all I ever

Turn me on take me for a hard ride
Burn me out leave me on the otherside
I yell and tell it that It's not my friend
I tear it down, I tear it down
And then it's born again

How long, how long Will I slide
Seperate my side I don't
I don't believe its bad
Slitting my throat
it's all I ever
I don't
I dont believe its bad
Slitting my throat
it's all I ever.

That was, of course, The Red Hot Chili Peppers - Otherside
One oif the greatest songs ever sung, in my opinion.

Everything.


Goths.
Attention whores.
Preps.
Punks.
Twinks.
Metric.
Metric fans. (Yes, you.)
Mororns who take self-photographs in the mirror (honestly, can't you use the fucking time-delay setting?).
Self-righteous vegetarians.
Mony Python.
The Pussycat Dolls.
People who purposely take over-exposed pictures (you're ugly. get over it.).
People who think they're cute/funny/original when they destroy their grammar. Go die.
The hordes of middle-class white teenaged boys who think they're black.
Pop-punk. Easily the most pre-packaged, formulated shit of a music genre ever.
People who quote any of the following: Dane Cook, Dave Chapelle, Brian Regan, Monty Python, Mitch Hedberg, Maddox, or Tucker Max. They are funny, you are not (except Monty Python. Monthy Python just sucks).
All British comedy.
Car commercials.
Cowboys.
Angst-machines.
One-hit rappers, who get rich off the one song that is never not playing.
Techno.
Bands with stupid names (I'm talking to you, Bowling for Soup).
Classic rock. Just another shitty genre.
Spicy food.
Tomatoes.
Typos.
G-Unit (all gangsta rap, really...G-unit is just so, so terrible).
Smokers (why?).
You.
Me.