18th Birhtday[/size]

Hey It was My 18th Birthday on Friday. I decided to go the Dylan O'Connors because i have been there before and you don't have to be 18 to get in. So i went there and had a couple of drinks with some friends. Then some more of my friends came but the stupid guy at the door would not let them in cause they weren't 18, BULLSHIT. So i finished my drinks with my friends that were 18 and we left. We found the nearest beer vendor and i bought some beer. MMMMMM.... i love beer, especially MGD. but anyways then we went to a school and drank it was awesome except not alot of people were drunk that kind of sucked because it was my 18th birthday and i wanted everyone to be drunk. But that is ok i had a good time. That night was probably the last night that i will hang out with Sophie, unless i can save up the money to go to Germany. But i will miss her and everyone that is leaving . I wish i could have spent more time with everyone, although i did spend lots of time with everyone i don't think i spent enough. Im pretty messed up right now, with my cutting HI into my wrist right now. People might think i want attention, but that is not what i want i want less attention. Honestly i hate attention, im usually a shy guy, its just me. With me cutting myself people get the wrong impression of me and its not that, i like the feeling of the knife going through the skin or the sight of blood. So please don't give me advice or try to get me help, i need to figure this out for myself.

Pick Up Lines That Actually Worked When I Used Them
Is That A Keg In Your Pants Cause I'd Tap That Ass
Why Don't You Sit On My Lap And We Will Talk About The First Thing That Pops Up.
You Must Be Tired Cause You Have Been Running Through My Mind All Day
Do You Believe In Love At First Sight Or Should I Walk By Again?
That OutFit Is Very Becuming On You, Well Lest Face It If I Was On You I'd Be Cumming Too.
Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude theyˇ¦ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says to his co-pilot, "What would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and a blowjob." All the passengers hear it. As a stewardess immediately begins to run toward the cockpit to tell the pilot of his slip-up, one of the passengers stops her and says "Donˇ¦t forget the coffee!"

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• Girls that play sports
  
• Good Sense of Humour. A Girl that can make me laugh
  
• Good Kisser. You Can tell a lot by the first kiss
  
• Piercing (especially Tongue and Nose Studs)
  
• Tattoo (depending on the place and of what)
  
• Girls that don't watch what they eat (No Calorie Counting or I only eat Celery)
  
  

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• Girls that wear too much makeup
  
• Girls that try to show off their thongs/ G-Strings/ Underwear in general
  
• Horrible Kisser
  
• Body Odor
  
• Being mean to others when they did nothing to deserve it
  
• Make a Promise but not keep it (I have been known to do that sometimes)
  
• Girls that don't shave (YUCK)
  
• Girls That Are clingy