Cap'n Dantastic <3<3<3
"You see the salt on this pretzel?
Look at the stars.
Some people,
they say the stars are billions and billions of tons of hot gas.
But I think maybe, maybe it's just God's salt.
And God's just waiting to eat us."
Look at the stars.
Some people,
they say the stars are billions and billions of tons of hot gas.
But I think maybe, maybe it's just God's salt.
And God's just waiting to eat us."
Nick... says:
Its a good things your cute..
Its a good things your cute..
Tatoos
skull left shoulderblade
Kanji for Etirnity behind right ear
orchid on each colalrbone
muffin on hip
GIR on right shoulder
Irken invaders symbol on right wrist
Piercings
nostril 1
nostril 2
eyebrow right
lower navel
tongue
lower lobes 1/2 inch
second ear piercings 12 gauge
duble labret
microdermal below left eye
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
when God said "let there be light", Chuck Norris said "yes please"
this is why I love Chris:
I don't like to boast, but I have a dragon that breathes fire.
No mortal can veiw my true form without exploding into a pusy mess
I stand seventeen feet tall at the shoulders, and can carry seven burly mountain men in my hands.
[/center]No mortal can veiw my true form without exploding into a pusy mess
I stand seventeen feet tall at the shoulders, and can carry seven burly mountain men in my hands.
FYI------> I'm the kitty
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to explain me perfectly:
I'm a nerd with piercings
to make me love you forever, give me:
1. kitties
2. pastries
3. cuddles
4. smokes
I'm a nerd with piercings
to make me love you forever, give me:
1. kitties
2. pastries
3. cuddles
4. smokes