MY Profile Is Pretty Fuckin Boring
dudes code of conduct
From a guys point of view: (from a very wise man)
We don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
When guys meet a girl, that they fall hard for and spend whole nights and days spending it with them, they obviously like you, its not that they want a huge friendship
We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Unless someone is dying, it can wait
till the morning.
Also, when we tell you you're pretty, gorgeous, cute or stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong.
We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote that.
Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood we're in.
LET US PAY FOR YOU!
DON'T "FEEL BAD"
We enjoy doing it.
It's expected.
Smile and say "thank you."
Kiss us when no one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.
You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to
wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.
Honestly, we think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's or our tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up
Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.
Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hot Orlando Bloom, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.
Whatever happened to the word "handsome"?
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of.
On the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether ; )
Girls, I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED
RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS
SORRY, DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION ASS, AND FIND
SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTERRESPECT
You need...
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your
lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who doesn't piss you off just for laughs, fuck them.
Someone who will stop what theyre doing just to look you in the eyes....and say "i love you" ..
........AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!
*****Give the nice guys a chance*****
*Holdin Hands
Girls :If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of
times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.
*Cuddling
Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
Guys : Automatically move closer to her.
*Movies
Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.
*Loving each other
Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her
too... And mean it.
*Laying below the stars
Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.
Guys repost this if you agree, girls repost this if you think it's cute.
Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this
"Day After Day
I Think Of You
And Now I Dont
Know What To Do"
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"I Know This Must Be True
That Know One Thinks Of You
Like I Do"
I Miss You Guys From Winnipeg
Word for word In your own words
With parental permission, boys are legal to marry at 14, girls at 12, though it is not recommended so early.
Attend the theatre. The performance is very likely in an inn yard.
Ladies may attend, but are usually veiled or in masks.
Vegetables available in Europe
Garlic Asparagus Peas Spinach
Eggplant Onions Cabbage Carrots
Mustard Leeks Lettuce Endive
Lentils Celery Parsnips Beets
Broad beans Turnips Radishes Artichokes
Parsley etc
Fruits and Nuts available in Europe
Apples Plums Quinces Sloes
Currants Lemons Oranges Dates
Apricots Melons Sesame Wardons
Almonds Strawberries Limes Grapes
Prunes Gooseberries Figs Olives
Mulberries Pomegranates Cherries Raisins
Hazelnuts
Meat and Fowl available in Europe
Domestic animals: beef, veal, pork, chicken, duck, rabbit, goat. Also swan, peacock, goose, pigeon, doves. Swans were fairly common in the Thames, and not especially an upper class item.
Wild animals: Deer, boar, rabbit (or Coney), quail, bustard, curlew, plover, cormorant, badger, hedgehog, heron, crane, pheasant, woodcock, partridge, etc.
Fish: Eels, pike, perch, trout, sturgeon, cod, haddock, ling, conger, plaice, roche, carp, salmon, porpoise, etc.
Perry A (very) slightly alcoholic pear cider
Verjuice A very sharp vinegar made from grapes; used for cooking or as a condiment.
Wines include malmsey, canary, rhenish, claret, sack, and sherry
Sack Sherry, some times called "Jerez wine"
Aqua vitae Any strong spirit such as brandy
Brandywine A distilled wine
Rhenish is a German wine, and very strong.
Claret comes from Gascony (southern France).
Canary is a white wine from the Canary Islands.
Sack comes from Spain. Sack is popularly sweetened with sugar.
Beer in England is usually ale, made without hops, and is relatively flat. It can be flavored with just about anything, including pepper, ivy, rosemary, and lupins.
We were all brought up to be Christians of one sort or another. If you were born before 1555, or so, your parents were Catholic. Until later in the reign, it's safe to say your grandparents were Catholic.
In general, only boys go to school. A girl's education is accomplished at home, although it usually includes reading and arithmetic.
Of course, noble children get their education at home, from private tutors.
Girls can marry at 12 years of age and its not too early for the parents.
Most people attend the theatre for entertainment.
Woman were aloud to attend the theatre but they had to wear masks.
In Europe they ate many vegetables, fruits, and meat. They mostly drank alcoholic beverages.
The people of Europe have been brought up as a Christian but if you were born before 1555 then you were Catholic. It was safe to say that your grandparents were Catholic.
Girls had their schooling at home and the boys would go to school.
http://www.elizabethan.org/
http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Daughter-of-Venice/Donna-Jo-Napoli/e/9780440229285/
Word for word In your own words
In 1592, Girls of fourteen receive no education and rarely leave the palazzo. In a noble family, only one daughter and one son will be allowed to marry Girls would hardly leave the house and if you were chosen to marry then the only time you would go out is when they leave for a husband.
What Would You Do If:
I committed suicide:
I said I liked you:
I kissed you:
I lived next door to you:
I started smoking:
I stole something:
I was hospitalized:
I ran away from home:
I got into a fight and you weren't there:
What Do You Think About My:
Personality:
Eyes:
Face:
Hair:
Clothes:
Manners:
Answer These Too..
[1] Who are you?
[2] Are we friends?
[3] When and how did we meet?
[4] How have I affected you?
[5] What do you think of me?
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?
[8] Do you love me?
[9] Have I ever hurt you?
[10] Would you hug me?
[11] Would you kiss me?
[12] Would you fuck me?
[13] Are we close?
[14] Emotionally, what stands out?
[15] Do you wish I was cooler?
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
[18] Am I loveable?
[19] How long have you known me?
[20] Describe me in one word.
[21] What was your first impression?
[22] Do you still think that way about me now?
[23] What do you think my weakness is?
[24] Do you think I'll get married?
[25] What about me makes you happy?
[26] What about me makes you sad?
[27] What reminds you of me?
[28] What's something you would change about me?
[29] How well do you know me?
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
[31] Do you think I would kill someone?
[32] Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?
SEND IT BAC TO ME
if you think im ugly comment back
ould you makeout with me?
[ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe
Would you sleep with me?
[ ] In an instant! [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe
Am I attractive?
[ ] Hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay [ ] Ugly [ ] Heck no
Do you think I'm a virgin?
[ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Don't know
Name one thing you would like to do to me...
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I look like..
[ ] A slut
[ ] One time thing
[ ] Next bf/gf
[ ] A friend
[ ] A friend with benefits
[ ] A possibility
[ ] A loser
If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me?
[ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe
Would you rather.. ??
[ ] Hook up with me
[ ] Cuddle with me
[ ] Date me
[ ] Friends
[ ] Friends with benefits
On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me..
[ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10
What would you want me to be to you?
[ ] Friend
[ ] Girlfriend/Boyfriend
[ ] Friend with benefits
[ ] Husband/Wife
Do you think im?
[ ] Cute
[ ] Hot
[ ]Beautiful
[ ]Gorgeus
[ ]Sexy
[ ]Ugly
Would you?
[ ] Date me
[ ] Kiss me
[ ] Makeout with me
[ ] Grab me
[ ] Hug me
[ ] Hold hands with me
[ ] Cuddle with me
Would you give me a lapdance?
[ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe
Would you give me your number? If so let me get it.
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Are you going to repost this so I can answer for you?
[ ] Yes [ ] No
~HIGH CLASS
* GHETTO ASS~
*~BANGIN STYLE
SEXY SMILE~
*~LUSCIOUS THIGHS
*CANDY EYES ~
~TEMPTING LIPS
*KILLA KISS~
*~SO WAVE GOODBYE
AND BLOW A KISS~
*~CUZ BABY YOU*CAN'T HANDLE DIS!!!~
Dats how us ladies roll!
