My name is Gregorio Papareschi. I'm deeply religious and my greatest ambition is to become the next Pope. I'm very short, enormously fat and consider myself to be a very attractive man.

I like immaturity in all its forms, angry music played loudly for no reason other than to draw attention to myself and arbitrarily hating my parents because they won't buy me a new skateboard. In addition to this, I like thinking inside the box when thinking outside the box is necessary, socially conservative ideals and arguments that consist of shouting insults. I also love recreational drugs and consider them necessary to lead a fulfilling life. Sex is also very important to me. I consider my day to be a failure if I haven't had sex at least fifteen times. Sports and other manly activities are a significant part of life. Winning in sports is very important, as there is no room for those who are only good enough to achieve second place in my ideal world. I love Nexopia, as it allows people to spread useful comments to each other, like "u r so ugly and liek gay". I consider that to be very useful information. I like meaningless pictures, particularly if they are posted simple to get comments of "u r hawt" from random people. Harrassing others is very cool in my books. It shows that you are a very intelligent and thoughtful person who has something important to say.

FOOOOTBAAAAALLL! *takes of shirt, paints self, gets drunk and runs off screaming, hopefully to somewhere where I can get into fights to prove my manliness*

I hate Wikipedia. Full of trash. Loafers too. Clothing designed for comfort rather than visual appeal set by a set of arbitrary standards is retarded. I hate mathematics and consider it to have absolutely no application to the real world. I especially despise music in all its forms, particularly classical, although rap and country are less offensive than other forms. Music with any range of emotion in it draws especially violent responses from me, as I believe that music should only be played to irritate others and to draw attention to me and my rebellious ways. I believe the study of music and the nature of tonality should be banned, as it is thoroughly irrelevant and potentially harmful. Much like genetic research. If God didn't want us to have things like diseases and genetic defects, he wouldn't have put them here. I hate ugly people too. Ugly people have no place in the world, regardless of their other abilities. Perfection can only be achieved through looking perfect. People who oppose recreational drugs are annoying pricks. Drugs should be mandatory and the execution of these people should be commonplace. SCIENCE!. I intensely dislike SCIENCE!. It serves no purpose. God has all the answers. SCIENCE! does not. The movie Chicago sucks too. I hate it, its interesting jazz atmosphere and its interesting approach to the concept of a modern musical.

See my "Enemies" list, unfortunately mislabelled as "Friends", for other things I hate.