timriedel @Kevin - Did you know that swans are the only birds with penises? timriedel Dysentery - a condition of adult bees characterized by severe diarrhea and usually caused by starvation, low-quality food & confinement. timriedel Celebrating 31 years of fresh jams and hot damns. timriedel @Kevin in my limited experience as a married man, I would suggest you take the mustache. Wives come and go, but a good mustache is forever. timriedel Summertime, and the living is easy: Fish are jumping, and the cotton is high: Your daddy's rich, and your ma is good looking. timriedel @Kelley We'll be maxing and relaxing on the coast of the Georgian Bay (part of Lake Huron). One hour or so North of Toronto. timriedel Disliking all this packing at the moment but will be worth it to live on the beach indefinitely. Thank you e-commerce! timriedel A final "goodbye" to Vancouver for a while... probably a long while timriedel New homepage looks really great as a starting point but could benefit from customizing functionality. timriedel GOAL! Almost 4,000kms x-Canada on a motorcycle... my ass hurts. (in a hetero way) timriedel Surprised that the fresh, Saskatchewan air makes the perfect hangover cure. timriedel @ a country bar in Saskatoon with a militant grandma who keeps dragging me on the dancefloor. Cam gets the milfs, I get the gilfs. timriedel day one's goal achieved. 2,843 km to go. timriedel Ouch... More than 1.5 hrs on my bike at a time and it really becomes an uncomfortable hunk of metal. Good time to figure that out. timriedel I am not on friendly terms with the crummy old lady who works at the Vegreville Tim Hortons. timriedel The line to get into Transformers is more than meets the eye. 