Is she any relation to the guy i like?
His name starts with ti and ends in morg
He is too tall for his own good, with long, gangly
arms that swing dangerously when he walks. His pants
are always too short and his hair is like a dirty, insect filled
jungle on top of his head. He smells a bit like unwash and
value village, though there's a hint of sleepiness in there too.
He often bleeds randomly from his mouth, a result of a horrible
uncurable std he got from a bloodsucking vampire one night, who
he still hasn't sued, or even yelled at. When bored, he sits in his room
and carves swastikas into his arm; a proud symbol of his heritage.
He can't speak english very well and usually just grunts to get his
meaning across, and happens to be the funniest person to trip.
He has odd, scarce arm hairs that decided to grow in some places
and not in others, and looks a bit like a crow when you've just cleaned
old food off of the ground leaving it no garbage to eat.
He talks too much about nothing (when he'