What's this? A rant?
A) STOP CREEPING ME OUT. This currently applies to a few of those things people call.. men. Seriously though, I'm pretty sure we're FRIENDS, and I'm pretty sure you knew this for around 4 years, so why do you all of a sudden start creeping me out?
B) I did not invite you into my house. You cant show up and invite yourself in, don't you have manners?
C) You... you're just annoying. Don't you dare go making me feel like I'm terrible person just because you don't agree with what I say. I'm not asking you to agree, I'm stating my opinion JUST LIKE YOU DID. So please use common courtesy and shut up.
D) I know I don't meet up to par with the little "group" you ladies have created, and I'm okay with that, but I will not sit here and be picked apart by your stupid standards. Stop comparing me. Stop commenting on how I look, how I dress, how I act. I think I deserve better then that.
E) Blah.
F) I think I like you a lot.
G) You cant stop talking to me for 5 months and come back and still call me your bestfriend. I don't work that way, I wont wait around for someone who isn't willing to put effort into asking how my day was.
H) I think you talk to me just so I can ask how YOUR day was. Seriously, when are you going to stop being so selfish and realize you're pushing everyone away?
I) Sad songs are playing sadly in my sad little head.
J) Screw you and your stupid haircut. Stop talking to me, it was YOUR choice to start ignoring me, so if you want anything to do with me you can start by apologizing, and I'll start by kicking you in the face. We'll see how it goes from there.
K) I'm making banana cream pie.
L) I really don't like school. Chemistry- you're bringing me down.. way down.
M) You are not better than anyone else. You should try believing me, and then you may have friends who stick around.
N) I put up my Christmas lights outside, and in the house.. and the Christmas tree. I'm super excited.
O) But where is the snow?
P) I feel like I'm letting you down, so I do things that don't matter anyways to make up for it.
Q) I've ran out of things to complain about.
Maybe I'll add more later.