the journey of a thousand miles begins with a fan belt and a leaky tire...
-Whenever Im Not With You-
- Im Thinking About You-
"Unfortunately, the only men that understand women live with other men"
Men's English:
I am hungry = I am hungry
I am sleepy = I am sleepy
I am tired = I am tired
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
I love you = Let's have sex now
I am bored = Do you want to have sex
May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
.I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
Women's English:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need = I want...
I am sorry = You'll be sorry
Sure, go ahead = You better not
We need to talk = You're in trouble
Do what you want = You will pay for this later
I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you MORON !
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Dress Italian
Kiss French
Drive German
>------------------Girls--------------
>-----------are like apples------
>-------on trees. The best ones-----
>-----are at the top of the tree.-----
>---The boys dont want to reach---
>--for the good ones because they--
>-are afraid of falling & getting hurt.-
>-Instead, they get the rotten apples-
>from the ground that aren't as good,
>but easy. So the apples up top think
>something's wrong with them when in
>-reality they're amazing. They just--
>---have to wait for the right boy to
>---- come along, the one who's-
>----------- brave enough to-----
>---------------climb all---------
>---------------the way--------
>--------------to the top--------
>-------------of the tree.---------