So I had this drunk ass come in to the store tonight, and he's bitching about having to pay like 10 bucks for chicken, "Is this bullshit! This is highway robbery! Paying 10 dollars for a few pieces of fucking chicken!"
"Well sir, it's 2 in the morning, where else are you going to find hot food to eat? Mac's is right down the road if you don't like it."
Can't remember what he mumbled after that but then he said "Service is better in the city."
"Well you're not in the city, Welcome to Chetwynd."