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03:26am | Dec 21, '10 | Public | Life

GIVING 103% AT WORK

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100% Here's to achieving 103%. Here's a little
math that might prove helpful in the future!

What makes life 100%?

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

equals:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 % Only

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96 % Only

But:
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 %

However:
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

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	12:51am \| Dec 22, '10 eddy3377 that is awqesome
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	06:15am \| Dec 22, '10 IKeep-Smile Fun article
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	10:37pm \| Dec 22, '10 ***agentPOPTART Ha, clever.
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	01:05am \| Dec 23, '10 maggie yes .
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	05:34am \| Dec 23, '10 BabySkittlez Haha this is wonderful
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	06:02am \| Dec 23, '10 atreyu-boy Perfect! HAHA
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	07:18am \| Dec 23, '10 DarcKnyte creative, but lets see how far you get in life with that mentality
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	07:58am \| Dec 23, '10 logunmoe except it doesnt even make any sense if a through z equals 100 percent and 1 through 26 equals 100 percent then each number cant equal it's own numbers in value or you'd 351 percent so either each letter equals 13.5 percent or each number equals 3.8 percent. so maybe you should just give 100 percent effort, so you can learn math.
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	09:09am \| Dec 23, '10 *BabyKay. Win.
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	09:28pm \| Dec 23, '10 DELETED COMMENT
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	09:33pm \| Dec 23, '10 toxiclust Jesus people, it's just a joke. Don't take life so seriously, you won't make it out alive.
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	03:32am \| Dec 26, '10 billyspcs hahaha that kind of shit is dubday.com funny
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