THE DIRTY THIRTY
30 unknown facts/secrets about yourself:

1. When was the last time you shaved your legs? Yesterday afternoon.

2. What were you doing this morning at 8 am? sleeping ...

3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? Talkin to my besties boyfriend.

4. What are you wearing? Shorts and a CK tank.

5. Are you mad at anyone right now? Kind of.

6. Last person to say they loved you? Dad

7. Last time you kissed someone? Last Thursday.

8. Do you know the words to the song on your My Space profile? Nope..

9. Last thing received in the mail? Can't remember.

10. Who do you think of first when you hear "sex"? Jordan.

11. Have you ever had sex in a public place? Haha... HAHAHAHA.. Yeah..

12. Have you ever been searched by the cops? Yes.

14. How many different drinks have you had today? hm..2.

15. What have you eaten today? cereal,chips,hotdog.

16. Are you any good at math? Nah. Not my thing. (:

18. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach? Well, when I goto the beach I usually get drunk, and I don't usually think about that when I'm drunk. So no..

19. Do you prefer beer or liquor? Don't care. If I'm going to get drunk it's all good.

20. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? When I was younger, and I didn't have to work. Of course.

21. Do you like the ocean? Without the freaky creatures? Yeah..

22. Did you stay friends with your exs? A lot of them, yes.

23. What are you excited about? SUMMER.

24. What did you do last night? Party, get drunk, sleep.

25. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive? They's all deeead ):

26. Where do you keep your change? In my wallet.

28. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? Latley, alone ..

29. What was the weather like on your birthday? Can't remember.. think it was sunny..

30. Do you kiss any of your best friends? Dosen't happen unless I'm super done.

Guy:"Lets have sex right now."

Girl: "Can we do what?"

Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"

Girl: "Um.....no."

Guy: "Why?"

Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......."

Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."

Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."

Guy: "I'm not special to you?"

Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."

Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.



5 minutes pass.......



Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.

Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.".

Guy: tries to kiss her.

Girl: screams, "Would you stop."

Guy: continues trying.

Girl: moves to the back seat



Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.

Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."

Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.

Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."

Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".

Girl: crying, continues to fight.

Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.

Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"

Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.





An hour passes.........

Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.

Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying.

Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.

Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."

Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.





2 months later.........

Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."

Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."

Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.

Doctor: "You are pregnant."

Girl: faints.



The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."



The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant....then he lied about it. So completely depressed......the girl commits suicide by drug overdose.......




Girls, if this story touched you, repost it as "No means no asshole"




Guys, if this story pisses you off, repost it as "I'll kill any fucker who does this to my girl or any girl"



the way I see it if you open and read this and DON"T REPOST this you must be for

are you a virgin - nope
how many people have you slept with - enough.
whens the last time you've had sex - 3 weeks ago.
have you ever had sex with someone you didnt love - Yes I did.
have you ever had a one night stand - yeah I've had a one night stand.
have you ever thought you were pregnant - Mmmhmm
how many of your friends are reading these answers for the first time - LOL i dont know...

HOOK-UPS
have you ever hooked up drunk - Why not? Your drunk, their drunk, good times!
have you ever hooked up at a party - Mhmm.
have you ever made out with a stranger - Mhmm
have you ever forgotten a name the next day - Mhmm.
have you ever regretted hooking up with someone - Not really, it was all good experiences
when was your last random hook-up - October.

RELATIONSHIPS
are you in a committed relationship - Nope.
do you want to be - Iuno.
when was your last real relationship - Last real one? About 2 years ago..
have you ever loved a girl - Nope
do you still love them - Yes
do you like someone right now - Hahah crushing I suppose <3

FAMILY
do you and your family get along - MOTT
have you ever ran away from home - Ran away? That's unheard of for me.
if so, how long - LOL a couple days. But whatever
have you ever gotten kicked out - Almost.
if so, how long - I didn't

FRIENDS
do you secretly hate one of your friends - Nope, otherwise they wouldn't be my friends...
do you consider all of your friends good friends - Mhmm
do you trust all your friends - Mhmm
would you die for them - Some, Others not exactly....
who knows everything about you - David.
did you lie during this survey - Nope
how many questions did you lie about - I just said I didn't lie.. Soooo.. none?
how many people will know your lying - I didnt lie..so I dont know

SHIIIIT.
ohmygod.
Im thinking my moms home.
and im fucking scared shitless...
What if she is?
Then Im in shit.
Why would she be online if she wasn't?

I've noticed that every time I see a new blog entry
it's a chick posting it..
What the hell, do we like blogging or some shit?
Daaaamn,
Anyways.. later

I got fucken ADHD over having nex plus! daaamnit.
This is brutal.

ahaha. me and Donny are hanging at the library right now, and im doing shit on the computer and he's doing shit on buisness cards,
iunno, but im pretty fucken stoned..
this is a good trrriip
and im not in class right now because lazy ms.fuckhead isn't there !
I LOVE MY LIFE

Heeeyo
Im in love with a stripper!
Partying tonight, can NOT waiiiit,
damnit, haha.. i can't believe i still use this crap...
later everyone.

"I was living in a fantasy world..
where everything was a lie,
and nothing was the truth.
Everything I once believed in,
has now gone to hell,
and I have a new philosiphy,
(i cant even spell the damn word,
but I have one)
This philosiphy comes from the
new and improved greek godess
Kaylakous, and she says
"Boys = trouble, Trouble = bad, Bad =
Not for Kayla."
Therefore, Kayla will not look at another
boy ever again, unless, this boy is
extreamly sexxy and she cant get her eyes off of him.
But, she promises to keep hands off until,
she knows enough about the guy to keep
a relationship going for awhile."

-Kaylakous '08

So after I wrote that,
another guy fucken fooled me.
I fucken hate men, seriously,
If you´re not a dick,
message me, if you are,
leave me the fuck alone!